The Joke Man

Ass-tronomical Humor: The Top 10 Donkey Puns That Will Have You Bray-ing with Laughter 1. Why did the donkey go to school? To improve his braying skills! 2. What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D.? An ass-trologer. 3. How does a donkey stay cool? He uses his e-haw-c system! 4. What’s a donkey’s … Read more

1. Crumb-believable Cookie Puns That Will Make You Giggle 1. “You’re one smart cookie!” 2. “I’m a real tough cookie.” 3. “Life is short. Eat the cookie.” 4. “I need some personal space… between me and the cookie jar.” 5. “All you knead is love… and cookies.” 6. “Don’t be a half-baked idea.” 7. “Getting … Read more

Pawesome Pug Puns: A Tail-Wagging Collection of Hilarious Wordplay 1. Pug life chose me. 2. Pugs and kisses. 3. Just pugging around. 4. Pugs not drugs. 5. Pugtastic adventures await! 6. Pug perfection. 7. Pugnacious behavior. 8. Pug-a-licious! 9. Pug-a-boo! 10. Good things come in small, pug-shaped packages. Laugh Out Loud with These Pug-tastic Dad … Read more

Up, Up, and Away: The Top Hot Air Balloon Puns That Will Lift Your Spirits 1. “Why did the hot air balloon break up with the owl? It was too much of a hoot to handle!” 2. “What do you call a hot air balloon that can’t stop talking? A blabbering basket!” 3. “How do … Read more

“Luck of the Wordplay: The Top Dublin Puns to Make You Giggle” 1. Why did the Dubliner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 2. I asked the Dublin taxi driver how much the fare was. He said, “Dublin it up as I go along!” 3. What … Read more

1. Let’s Get Baking: The Top Oven Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. I knead to use this oven because I’m on a roll! 2. Bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake in this oven. 3. What did the oven say to the cake? “I’m your biggest fan, bake me proud!” 4. Don’t … Read more

“Canal-arious Wordplays: The Top Venice Puns to Make You Gondola” 1. “I’m so proud of my puns about Venice, I feel like I’m on a gondola-tion.” 2. “Why was the gondolier a great comedian? He had a lot of pun-tential!” 3. “Venice is truly a pun-derful city to explore.” 4. “I’m Venice-ing for some good … Read more

1. Wing it with Laughter: The Top 10 Chicken Wing Puns to Make you Cluck with Joy 1. What do you call a chicken that loves to tell jokes? A comedi-hen! 2. Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks! 3. How do chickens stay fit? They exercise by winging it! 4. … Read more