The Joke Man “Zip it Good: The Top Zip Puns and Wordplays” 1. “I tried to make a joke about zippers, but it got stuck.” 2. “Zipper puns are just sew easy to make.” 3. “When it comes to zippers, it’s all about the pull.” 4. “My friend’s zipper broke, now he’s feeling pretty low.” 5. “I’m on … Read more
Top 10 Medusa Puns That Will Make You Stone-faced with Laughter 1. Did you hear about Medusa’s new hair salon? It’s cutting edge. 2. Why did Medusa break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle the cold shoulder. 3. Medusa started a vegetable garden, but all she grows is stone-cold zucchinis. 4. How does Medusa … Read more
Master Chief Approved: The Top 10 Hilarious Halo Puns 1. Why did Master Chief go to therapy? He had too many Chief(s) to work through. 2. What do you call a Grunt who loves to dance? Cha-Cha Chief. 3. How does Master Chief like his wings? Extra Crispy Cortana. 4. Why did the Elite join … Read more
Unbeatable Bacteria Puns: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Bacte-Rolling 1. Why did the bacteria join the choir? Because they had a good culture. 2. What did one bacteria say to the other during a fight? “I’m going to divide and conquer you!” 3. How do bacteria communicate with each other? Using cell phones. 4. … Read more
Fired Up: A Fiery Collection of Fireplace Puns 1. Why did the fireplace break up with the chimney? It just couldn’t handle the flue-ttering relationship. 2. My fireplace is a great listener – it always gives me its full attention. 3. What do you call a fireplace that’s always telling jokes? A pun-ace. 4. The … Read more
Peace Out: The Top 10 Hilarious Peace Puns to Make You LOL 1. I asked my friend if she wanted to hear a joke about peace, but she said she wasn’t really into war and peace. 2. Did you hear about the baker who specialized in making peace bread? He said it was his best … Read more
“Beard Your Enthusiasm: The Top 10 Bearded Dragon Puns to Make You Chuckle” 1. What do you call a bearded dragon who loves to dance? A salsa-lizard! 2. Why did the bearded dragon bring a ladder to the reptile party? To scale up the fun! 3. What do you get when you cross a bearded … Read more
Wrap it Up: The Most Hilarious Wrap Puns and Dad Jokes 1. What do you call a wrap that tells you jokes? A punini! 2. Why did the wrapping paper go to therapy? It had too many issues to deal with. 3. How does a wrap wish you a happy birthday? “Hope your day is … Read more
“Hit it for Six: The Top Cricket Puns that will Bowl you Over” 1. Why do cricket players make such good comedians? Because they know how to deliver the perfect bowl. 2. When the cricketer switched to gardening, he found it difficult to bowl a maiden over without a pitch. 3. The cricket team’s new … Read more
Cauliflower Puns That Will Leaf You in Stitches 1. What did the one cauliflower say to the other? “You’re a-maize-ing!” 2. Why did the cauliflower go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of floret fever. 3. How does cauliflower apologize? It says, “Lettuce romaine friends.” 4. If cauliflower can’t dance, is it … Read more
