The Joke Man Pucker Up: The Funniest Lip Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. You’re the balm! 2. Lip service at its finest. 3. It’s time to seal it with a kiss! 4. Let’s stick together like lip gloss. 5. Don’t sugarcoat it, just give me a smooch. 6. This joke is so good, it’s lip-smackingly delicious. 7. Lips … Read more
1. Fill ‘er Up with Laughter: The Top Gas Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the gasoline break up with the oil? They just couldn’t find any common fuel. 2. My gas tank is like my wallet – always empty! 3. What do you call a hot dog at a gas station? A full … Read more
1. Glow Up Your Day with These Hilarious Skincare Puns 1. Why did the skincare addict break up with their moisturizer? It was too clingy. 2. What did the grape say after getting a facial? A grape time! 3. How does a skincare product apologize? It says, “I’m so sorry, let’s make up.” 4. Why … Read more
Pigeon Pun-derful: A Flock of Hilarious Puns 1. I’m not a pigeon therapist, but I know when a bird needs counseling – they have that coo look in their eyes. 2. A pigeon walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here.” The pigeon responds, “That’s okay, I’ll just … Read more
“Knightly Laughs: The Top Medieval Puns and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the knight go to the dentist? To get rid of his plaque armor! 2. What do you call a knight who loves to shop? Sir Plus! 3. How do knights like their eggs? With a catapult! 4. Why did the jester bring a … Read more
Purple Puns That Will Make You Grapeful for a Good Laugh 1. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! 2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 3. Did you hear about the grape … Read more
Wrap Up the Laughs: The Top Burrito Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. I tried to make a burrito, but I couldn’t find my wheely good tortillas! 2. Why did the burrito go to the party? Because it heard they were wrapping things up! 3. When the burrito proposed to the taco, it was … Read more
1. Pedal Power: The Top 10 Hilarious Cycling Puns 1. I’m two tired to keep up with all these cyclist puns. 2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 3. I’ve got a wheelie good feeling about these puns. 4. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to therapy? It … Read more
Thumbs Up: The Top 10 Thumb Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Did you hear about the thumb that got arrested? It was charged with assault! Why did the thumb go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a plus one! What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in good hands! … Read more
Shattering Expectations: The Top 10 Glass Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. It was love at first “pane” when I saw you. 2. The glass blower had a lot of “panes” taking care of his art. 3. When the window broke, it was a “pane” to clean up. 4. I asked the glassblower if … Read more
