The Joke Man

1. Rocking Pun-derland: The Ultimate Compilation of Rock Puns 1. Why did the geologist break up with his girlfriend? He thought she took him for granite. 2. What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone. 3. How do rocks stay in touch with each other? They text each other … Read more

Out-Wit, Out-Pun: The Funniest Survivor Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the Survivor contestant bring a pencil to tribal council? To draw votes! 2. What did the ocean say to the castaway? Nothing, it just waved. 3. How did the Survivor contestant start a fire? They used their ex-ting-wisher! 4. Why did the tribe break … Read more

Flying High: The Top Flag Puns That Will Make You Giggle 1. Why was the flag so tired? Because it was waving all day! 2. What do you call a flag at the beach? Sandy Flag! 3. How does the flag greet people? It just waves! 4. What did the flag say to the wind? … Read more

Pun Intended: The Top Communication Puns that Will Make You LOL 1. Why did the grammar teacher break up with the dictionary? It just couldn’t find the right words. 2. I used to be a mime, but I couldn’t keep silent about it. 3. The comma and the period had an argument. The comma ended … Read more

Pow Wow Puns: Hilarious Native American Wordplays 1. Why did the Native American break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t “bead” around the bush anymore. 2. What do you call a spiritual elk? A meditator. 3. How do Native Americans keep in touch with their ancestors? Through their “scalp” phones. 4. Why did the chief … Read more

Chemically Funny: The Best Chemistry Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. 2. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te! 3. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates! 4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible … Read more

Last Will and Testament Puns that Will Make You Chuckle 1. I left all my money to my cat in my will. He’s going to be one rich kitty! 2. Writing my will was a grave responsibility. 3. I’m not sure what the future holds, but at least my will is well-written! 4. My will … Read more

1. Rocking the Wordplay: The Top Band Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. I’m reading The Beatles’ biography because I want to come together with the facts. 2. Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t conduct himself. 3. What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his … Read more

Mocha Magic: The Top 10 Punny Picks for Your Caffeine Fix 1. Why did the espresso file a police report? It got mugged. 2. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso. 3. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? Brew-ta la vista. 4. What do you call a sleeping coffee? A dream-o. 5. Why did … Read more