The Joke Man

“Minion Mayhem: Hilarious Pun-ny One-Liners for Some Yellow Fun” 1. Why did the minion bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house! 2. How do minions cut their pizza? With little minions. 3. What do you call a minion who’s a magician? Abra-ca-banana! 4. Why did the minion go … Read more

Paddle Perfection: Hilarious Kayaking Puns to Make a Splash 1. I’m a big fan of kayaking puns, they really make a splash! 2. Kayaking is paddle-ful! 3. What did the kayak say to the shore? “See ya buoy!” 4. I’m in the pursuit of hap-paddle-ness on the water. 5. Don’t flip your lid over a … Read more

Sin City Shenanigans: The Top Las Vegas Puns That Will Have You Rolling the Dice with Laughter 1. What do you call a group of martini glasses in Las Vegas? The Highballers. 2. Why did the poker player go to the doctor in Vegas? Because he had a flush! 3. Did you hear about the … Read more

Stick to the Fun: The Top Velcro Puns to Make You Smile 1. Velcro may not be able to change the world, but it can sure stick things together! 2. Did you hear about the velcro factory explosion? It was a total rip-off! 3. I asked my friend if he knew how velcro was invented. … Read more

Pawesome Puns: The Funniest Wordplays You’ll Ever Hear 1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! 2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain! 3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of … Read more

Get ready to be radiated with laughter: The top 10 radiation puns that will have you glowing 1. Why did the radiation therapist break up with their spouse? They needed some space. 2. Did you hear about the radioactive cat? It had 18 half-lives. 3. I tried to tell a joke about gamma rays, but … Read more

Scone Pun-demonium: A Hilarious Collection of Scone Puns 1. Why did the scone go to the doctor? It had crumb-itis! 2. What’s a scone’s favorite movie genre? Crumb coms! 3. How do you know when a scone is flirting with you? It’s being extra crumbly! 4. Why did the scone break up with the muffin? … Read more

Tails from the punny side: A collection of hilarious tail puns 1. Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 3. Did you hear about the dog who wrote a memoir? It was a tail-wagging … Read more

Lunar Laughs: The Top 10 Moon Puns That Are Out of This World 1. I’m over the Moon for you! 2. Why did the moon burp? Because it was full! 3. The moon is always broke… it’s constantly going through its phases. 4. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. … Read more