The Joke Man “Row, Row, Row Your Pun: The Funniest Rowing Puns to Make a Splash With” 1. Why did the rower bring a ladder to practice? They heard they needed to work on their stroke! 2. What do rowers say when they’re having a great time on the water? “Oar-some!” 3. How do rowers flirt? They send … Read more
Spoon-taneous Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Spoon Puns I’m so spoon-taneous, I could stir things up in a soup kitchen! Don’t be a spoon-taneous combiner, keep your salad fork away from my dessert spoon! My spoon is so cool, it’s the most a-fork-able utensil in the drawer! Why did the spoons go to school? To … Read more
Time to Laugh: The Top Calendar Puns That Will Tick(le) Your Funny Bone 1. Why did the calendar refuse a date? Because it always wanted to be the center of attention! 2. What did the calendar say to its friend who was always running late? “You need to get with the times!” 3. Why did … Read more
Roll the Dice and Laugh: The Funniest Gambling Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the poker player go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of flush. 2. What did the blackjack dealer say to the deck of cards? “I can’t deal with you anymore, you’re too heartless.” 3. Why don’t fish … Read more
“Hit the Road with Hilarious Traffic Puns: The Top 10 Dad Jokes to Keep You Laughing on Your Commute” 1. Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! 2. I got a ticket for speeding, but I thought I was just living … Read more
Spark Plug of Laughter: The Top 10 Mechanic Puns to Get Your Engine Running 1. Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning! 2. Did you hear about the mechanic who fell asleep on the job? He woke up with a wrench in his hand! … Read more
Trash Talk: The Top 10 Recycling Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Now I’m just trash talking. 2. Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who became a recycling enthusiast? He wanted to give back to the Earth. 3. My recycling bin is a … Read more
1. Barbie-Q: The Most Hilarious Barbie Pun Jokes 1. Why did Barbie never go to the barbecue? She didn’t want to be grilled! 2. What did Barbie say when she saw her burnt burger? “That’s not well done, Ken!” 3. Why did Barbie bring a ladder to the BBQ? She heard the steaks were up … Read more
Snap into Laughter: The Top 10 Crocodile Puns and Jokes 1. Why did the crocodile bring a suitcase to the party? Because he was ready to snap and travel! 2. What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator. 3. How does a crocodile cheat on a test? By using his croc-o-dial! 4. … Read more
Shredding the Slopes: The Top Ski Puns to Make You Laugh 1. What do you call a snowman that can ski perfectly? Downhill Frost. 2. Why don’t skiers get lost on the mountain? Because they always take the right path. 3. How do you communicate with a ski lift? You give it a chair up. … Read more
