The Joke Man Best Sage Riddles for Thoughtful Minds 1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? **Answer:** An echo. 2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? **Answer:** Footsteps. 3. I have keys but open no … Read more
Chapstick Champions: The Top 10 Punniest Lip Balm Jokes 1. Why did the chapstick go to school? Because it wanted to be a little balm-er. 2. What do you call a chapstick that tells jokes? A pun stick. 3. How do you make a chapstick laugh? Tell it a lip-biting joke. 4. Why did the … Read more
“Tongue-in-Cheek: The Most Hilarious Tongue Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh” 1. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 4. I told my wife she should … Read more
Breaking Amish Puns: Hilarious Jokes and Wordplays What do you call a female Amish rapper? A mennonite! Why did the Amish man get kicked out of the barn-raising? He kept horsing around! Why did the Amish teenager throw away his lantern? He wanted to see a brighter future! What’s an Amish person’s favorite genre of … Read more
Hilarious Euro Puns That Will Make You Say “Czech Please” 1. I’m Hungary for some good puns, but I don’t want to Czech the fridge. 2. What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-derful! 3. Norway you’re going to believe this, but I just found the perfect pun. 4. Why did the Swiss man get … Read more
Flossing Fun: Hilarious Pun-ny Wordplays 1. I’m a sucker for a good dental pun, it’s really flossome! 2. You’ve got to be flossin’ me! 3. Flossin’ and bossin’ with my dental hygiene routine. 4. I’m on a roll with this flossing pun! 5. Don’t be too abrasive, be gentle like dental floss. 6. Flossing is … Read more
Lights, Camera, Laugh: The Top 10 Actor Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the actor break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t take her drama anymore. 2. What did the actor say to the audition room when he left? “I’ll be back.” 3. How do actors stay cool on set? They have … Read more
Rest in Puns: The Top 10 Gravestone Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. “I told you I was sick!” 2. “Here lies Al. He had a grave sense of humor.” 3. “I’m dying to see what’s written on my tombstone.” 4. “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the worms don’t get you, the … Read more
1. “Unzip the Laughter: The Top Zipper Puns Guaranteed to Make You Smile” 1. I find zippers fascinating because they really know how to pull things together. 2. Did you hear about the zipper that stole the show? It had a great slide! 3. Why did the zipper break up with the button? It felt … Read more
Sinfully Hilarious: The Top 10 Pun-derful Dad Jokes 1. Why do sinners make terrible baseball players? They always get caught stealing! 2. Did you hear about the sinner who fell into the upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now! 3. I told a joke about sin once, but it was too dark for some people. They … Read more
