The Joke Man “Ramen-tic Puns: A Bowl-ful of Noodle Wordplays” 1. “You’re my noodle-soulmate.” 2. “I miso you when we’re apart.” 3. “Our love is pho-ever.” 4. “I’m soy into you.” 5. “Ramen-tic dinners are my favorite date nights.” 6. “You make my heart skip a wonton.” 7. “You’re the shrimp to my ramen.” 8. “Our love is … Read more
Flip for Laughs: The Top Spatula Pun of All Time 1. Why did the spatula break up with the whisk? It just couldn’t handle the heat. 2. What did the spatula say to the frying pan? “I’ve got your back!” 3. How does a spatula introduce itself? “I’m flipping fantastic!” 4. Why was the spatula … Read more
Nail it with these Hilarious Woodworking Puns 1. I saw you leaf through that woodworking magazine. 2. Don’t worry, I wood never leave you hanging. 3. Axe me about my woodworking skills. 4. My favorite woodworking tool is my chisel, hands down. 5. I make a lot of sawdust in the workshop – it’s very … Read more
Rocking Out with Wordplay: The Best Guitar Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the guitar go to the party? Because it was feeling strung out. 2. How does a guitar player greet people? He gives them a chord-ial welcome. 3. What does a guitar and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you … Read more
M&M Madness: The Most Hilarious Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie! 2. What do you call a group of M&Ms playing music? A rap group! 3. How do M&Ms cheer each other up? They chocolate up their lives! 4. Why did the M&M … Read more
Honest Abe Hilarity: The Top Abraham Lincoln Puns 1. Why did Abraham Lincoln go to the dentist? To gettysburg address! 2. What do you call Abe when he hogs the remote? A channel changer. 3. How did Lincoln stay in shape? He went to the gymnasium. 4. What did Abe say after a long day … Read more
Excel-lent Wordplay: The Top Microsoft Office Puns 1. Why did the Excel spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many issues to count. 2. What do you call a fraudulent Excel document? A spread-lie sheet. 3. How do Excel users stay cool? They open a window. 4. Why did the Excel file get arrested? It … Read more
Earth Puns That Will Make You Soil Yourself 1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 3. What do you call a fake rock? A sham-rock. 4. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they’re fungi. … Read more
“Sisturday Night Puns: The Funniest Sister Puns to Make You LOL” 1. Why did the sisters go to outer space? Because they heard it was a great place for sister-mooning! 2. What do you call a group of sisters who are all lawyers? Sue-per siblings! 3. Why did the sister break up with her calculator? … Read more
“Show Me the Money Pun: Hilarious Wordplays for Cash Lovers” 1. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest. 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! 4. The best way to save money is to never … Read more
