The Joke Man

Chemically Funny: The Best Chemistry Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. 2. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te! 3. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates! 4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible … Read more

Last Will and Testament Puns that Will Make You Chuckle 1. I left all my money to my cat in my will. He’s going to be one rich kitty! 2. Writing my will was a grave responsibility. 3. I’m not sure what the future holds, but at least my will is well-written! 4. My will … Read more

1. Rocking the Wordplay: The Top Band Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. I’m reading The Beatles’ biography because I want to come together with the facts. 2. Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t conduct himself. 3. What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his … Read more

Mocha Magic: The Top 10 Punny Picks for Your Caffeine Fix 1. Why did the espresso file a police report? It got mugged. 2. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso. 3. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? Brew-ta la vista. 4. What do you call a sleeping coffee? A dream-o. 5. Why did … Read more

Cardinal Puns that Will Have You Cheep-ing with Laughter 1. Why did the cardinal sit on the computer? He wanted to tweet. 2. What do you call a cardinal who loves to dance? A jazzy red bird. 3. How does a cardinal keep track of his appointments? With a beak planner. 4. Why was the … Read more

Top 10 Pastrami Puns that Will Have You Rolling with Laughter 1. I’m not a magician, but I can make pastrami disappear in no time! 2. I asked the pastrami if it wanted to dance, but it said it was too wrapped up in itself. 3. Pastrami is like a hug in a sandwich – … Read more

“Brace Yourselves: The Top Overwatch Puns That Will Have You LOL-ing” Why did the Reaper break up with his girlfriend? She wanted more “space.” What did Tracer say to her coffee mug? “Cheers, love! The coffee’s here!” Why did Winston bring a peanut butter jar to the party? He heard it was a “spread”. What … Read more

Out of This World Humor: The Top Galaxy Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt! How does a scientist freshen their breath? With comet mints! Why don’t aliens eat clowns? … Read more

Taco ’bout hilarious: The top taco puns that will make you laugh out loud 1. Why did the taco go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a shell of a good time! 2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese – it’s for my taco! 3. How … Read more