The Joke Man

Out of This World Humor: The Top Galaxy Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt! How does a scientist freshen their breath? With comet mints! Why don’t aliens eat clowns? … Read more

Taco ’bout hilarious: The top taco puns that will make you laugh out loud 1. Why did the taco go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a shell of a good time! 2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese – it’s for my taco! 3. How … Read more

Mitten Madness: Hilarious Michigan Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the Michigan football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback! 2. What do you call a group of Michiganders stuck in traffic? A slow jam. 3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just … Read more

Punny Business: The Top 10 Advertising Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I make ads by PowerPoint.” 2. “I’m a big fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.” 3. “I used to be a baker, but now I make dough in advertising.” 4. … Read more

Rack ‘Em Up: The Top Antler Puns That Will Buck You Up 1. “What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!” 2. “Why did the buck join the library? He heard it had a lot of does.” 3. “I asked the deer if he wanted a cup of tea; he said, ‘Oh, … Read more

Tipsy Terminology: The Most Hilarious Hangover Puns 1. I can’t believe I drank so much last night – I’m grapeful I made it home! 2. My headache isn’t just a pain in the glass, it’s a whole bottle! 3. I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing a wine flu. 4. I swore I wouldn’t drink, but … Read more

Paving the Way for Laughs: The Top Asphalt Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. I always feel tired after a long walk on the asphalt, it’s a real pavement in the butt. 2. Why did the asphalt go to therapy? Because it had too many deep cracks in its surface. 3. I told my friend … Read more

Talk Like a Pirate: Booty-ful Treasure Puns to Make You Arr-Pun 1. Why did the pirate go to the seafood restaurant? Because he heard they had great booty! 2. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved! 3. How did the pirate stop his ship from sinking? With buoys and gulls! … Read more

Making a Splash: The Top Dolphin Puns That Will Have You Flipping Out 1. “I’m not squidding, these dolphin puns are dolphinitely the best!” 2. “Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.” 3. “What do you call a playful dolphin? A flipper-flopper!” 4. “The dolphin comedian’s jokes were so … Read more