The Joke Man

Pigeon Pun-derful: A Flock of Hilarious Puns 1. I’m not a pigeon therapist, but I know when a bird needs counseling – they have that coo look in their eyes. 2. A pigeon walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here.” The pigeon responds, “That’s okay, I’ll just … Read more

“Knightly Laughs: The Top Medieval Puns and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the knight go to the dentist? To get rid of his plaque armor! 2. What do you call a knight who loves to shop? Sir Plus! 3. How do knights like their eggs? With a catapult! 4. Why did the jester bring a … Read more

Purple Puns That Will Make You Grapeful for a Good Laugh 1. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! 2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 3. Did you hear about the grape … Read more

Wrap Up the Laughs: The Top Burrito Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. I tried to make a burrito, but I couldn’t find my wheely good tortillas! 2. Why did the burrito go to the party? Because it heard they were wrapping things up! 3. When the burrito proposed to the taco, it was … Read more

1. Pedal Power: The Top 10 Hilarious Cycling Puns 1. I’m two tired to keep up with all these cyclist puns. 2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 3. I’ve got a wheelie good feeling about these puns. 4. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to therapy? It … Read more

Thumbs Up: The Top 10 Thumb Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Did you hear about the thumb that got arrested? It was charged with assault! Why did the thumb go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a plus one! What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in good hands! … Read more

Shattering Expectations: The Top 10 Glass Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. It was love at first “pane” when I saw you. 2. The glass blower had a lot of “panes” taking care of his art. 3. When the window broke, it was a “pane” to clean up. 4. I asked the glassblower if … Read more

Marching into Laughter: The Top 10 Funniest March Puns 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy in March? It had too many issues to work through. 2. How does a lion greet other animals in March? “March-ing order!” 3. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping around in March? A hare-raising experience. … Read more

Feeling Tense? These Massage Puns Will Knead Out the Stress 1. I’m a master of deep tissue massage because I always get to the core of the problem. 2. My friend asked me if I wanted a massage, and I said, “Knead I say more?” 3. Why did the massage therapist go to school? To … Read more

Pen Puns that Will Make You Ink-correctably Laugh 1. I’m friends with every pen because they’re very ink-lusive. 2. I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless. 3. My pen was feeling blue, so I drew it a picture to cheer it up. 4. The pen industry must … Read more