The Joke Man A Ruc-king Good Time: The Top Arugula Puns That Will Have You Laughing 1. What did the arugula say to the celery? “Lettuce turnip the beet!” 2. Why did the arugula win the marathon? Because it was ahead of the pack! 3. How do you make arugula laugh? Tell it a corny joke-salad! 4. Why … Read more
Top Safari Riddles for Wildlife Lovers 1. I have a long neck and no one can deny, eating leaves is my favorite, oh my, oh my! **Answer:** Giraffe 2. I roar like thunder, king of the savannah, but deep down I’m just a big furry fella. **Answer:** Lion 3. In the African heat, I trot … Read more
Lock it Down: The Top 10 Security Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why did the security guard go to school? To learn the “ins and outs” of the job. 2. I told a security joke, but nobody laughed. Looks like I’m on “patrol” here. 3. What do you call a computer that … Read more
“Chipotle Jokes That Will Guac Your World: The Ultimate List of Hilarious Puns” 1. Why did the burrito start a fight? Because it had beef with everyone! 2. How does a burrito say goodbye? It wraps things up! 3. What did the cheese say to the tortilla? You’re grate together! 4. Why did the taco … Read more
Fun and Funny Plumber Riddles to Enjoy What’s a plumber’s favorite game? Answer: Pipe Dream! Why did the pipe break up with the sink? Answer: It had too many issues! What did the plumber say to the couple? Answer: Let’s seal the deal! How does a plumber greet their friends? Answer: “What’s up, my flow?” … Read more
Lights, Camera, Puns! The Top Hollywood Wordplays That Will Make You Laugh 1. I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn’t like it. 2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. 4. I used … Read more
Fun Maple Syrup Riddles for Kids What do you call a tree that gives sweet syrup? Answer: A maple tree! Why did the pancake go to the doctor? Answer: Because it had a case of the syrup! What’s a maple syrup bottle’s favorite game? Answer: Hide and syrup! What sweet thing can you pour on … Read more
Shake It Up: The Top Seasoning Puns That Will Spice Up Your Day 1. What did the paprika say to the pepper? “You’re a little too hot to handle!” 2. Why did the seasoning go to therapy? It had too much salt in its life. 3. How does parsley prefer to be paid? In herb … Read more
Chihuahua-puns: Small but Mighty Wordplays 1. Why did the Chihuahua start a bakery? For the dog biscuits! 2. What’s a Chihuahua’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop! 3. How does a Chihuahua greet its friends? Paw-sonally! 4. Why did the Chihuahua sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! 5. What … Read more
Flow with Laughter: The Top Period Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Periods are just ovary-acting. 2. Don’t give up, just flow with the period. 3. Being on your period is a bloody mess! 4. I’m not PMSing, I just have a lot of blood in my alcohol stream. 5. Periods: the monthly reminder that … Read more
