The Joke Man Sour-ing to New Heights: The Top 10 Soursome Puns 1. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? Because it had a sour stomach! 2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 3. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue. … Read more
Noteworthy Wordplays: The Top Note Puns that Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. Why did the note go to the therapist? It had too many problems to C#. 2. What did the musical note say to the pencil? Don’t worry, I got your back! 3. How do you fix a broken music note? With … Read more
Kicking It Off: The Top 10 Martial Arts Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the martial artist join the band? To beat on the drum! 2. How does a martial artist greet someone in the morning? Hi-yah! 3. What do you call a martial artist who owns a bakery? A black belt … Read more
Barnyard Banter: Hilarious Barn Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I’m not a chicken, but I here to crack you up! 2. Why was the horse always packed for vacation? Because he wanted to take a stable-trip! 3. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? It’s a swine day! 4. … Read more
“Buzzing with Laughter: The Top Fly Puns and Wordplays” 1. Why did the fly never land on the computer? It was afraid of the World Wide Web. 2. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. 3. How do flies communicate with each other? Through the web. 4. Why did the fly sit … Read more
“Putting the Pieces Together: Hilarious Mosaic Puns That Will Tile Your Day” 1. I’m on a roll with these mosaic jokes, I really know how to piece things together! 2. Did you hear about the mosaic artist who couldn’t find a job? He was really shattered. 3. I tried to make a mosaic of a … Read more
Grooviest Record Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Why did the record player go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues. What did the vinyl say to the record player? You spin me right round, baby! How did the hipster fix his broken record player? He used a vinyl solution. Why do … Read more
Rocking the Laughs: The Top Pebble Puns That Will Make You Crack Up 1. Why did the pebble go to school? Because he wanted to be a little boulder! 2. Did you hear about the pebble who won the race? He was on a roll! 3. What did one pebble say to the other? “You … Read more
1. Wigging Out: The Top 10 Hilarious Wig Puns 1. I’m not bald, I’m just a little ahead in the fake hair trend. 2. Don’t be wigged out, it’s just my alter-hair-go. 3. I don’t always wear a wig, but when I do, hair today, gone tomorrow. 4. My wig is so fashionable, it’s tress-chic. … Read more
Driving Us Crazy: The Top Uber Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I asked my Uber driver for advice. He said, “Stay on the right track.” 2. If an Uber driver gets lost, is it considered a carpool tunnel syndrome? 3. My Uber driver told me a joke about a steering wheel. It was wheely funny! … Read more
