The Joke Man Smooth Sailing: The Top Cruise Ship Puns That Will Make Your Shipmates LOL 1. I’m hooked on cruising – I can’t anchor my excitement! 2. Don’t seafood and know it? We’re on a roll! 3. These waves are kraken me up! 4. This cruise is un-belay-vable! 5. Ship happens, but we still stay afloat! 6. … Read more
Cancun’t Get Enough: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Jokes About Cancun 1. Why did the sun always shine on Cancun? Because it couldn’t resist such a sunny destination! 2. What do you call a shellfish who loves to party in Cancun? A Cancun-crawler! 3. Did you hear about the corn chip who went to Cancun? It … Read more
“Bendy Puns: Hilarious Wordplays and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw Ben ketchup with it! 2. Ben: “I dropped my popcorn at the movies.” Friend: “That’s a real popcorn-tunity!” 3. Why did Ben break up with his internet provider? It kept Ben-ging up on him! 4. Did you hear … Read more
1. Triangulating the Fun: The Top Triangle Puns to Make You Cringe and Chuckle 1. Why did the triangle refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always ended up in a corner. 2. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless. 3. How did the triangle solve its problems? With acute angle … Read more
Punny Uncle Jokes: Hilarious Wordplays Guaranteed to Make Your Uncle Laugh 1. Why did the uncle sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time! 2. How does an uncle well tell time? With a time machine! 3. What did the uncle say when he accidentally locked himself out of his house? “I’m key-sperately … Read more
The Hottest Lava Puns Guaranteed to Make You Lava Laugh 1. Why did the volcano break up with the other volcano? They had way too much baggage. 2. What did the lava say to the geologist? Keep calm and lava on. 3. How do volcanoes like to flirt? They use smooth lava lines. 4. Why … Read more
“A Roast to Remember: The Top 10 Punniest Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. … Read more
1. 10 Hug Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I’m “beary” happy to give you this hug! 2. Just “hug” it out! 3. A hug is worth a thousand words…but a “bear” hug is worth even more! 4. Let’s “em”brace our differences with a hug. 5. Hug me if you “knead” some … Read more
Nutty Laughs: Hilarious Snickers Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the Snickers bar go to therapy? It had too many nutty issues. 2. I told a Snickers joke to my friend, but he didn’t laugh. Guess he was just nougat in the mood. 3. What do you call a Snickers that sings? A … Read more
Corn-tastic Puns: The Best Candy Corn Wordplays 1. “Why did the candy corn go to school? To get a little kernel knowledge!” 2. “What do you call a group of candy corns singing together? A corn-ert!” 3. “Why was the candy corn sad? Because it had a corny breakup.” 4. “What did the candy corn … Read more
