The Joke Man

1. Unearthed Laughter: The Top Fossil Puns That Will Have You Roaring with Laughter 1. Why did the fossil go to school? Because it wanted to become a little boulder! 2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 3. Why did the archaeologist break up with the oceanographer? They had … Read more

Thunderstruck: The Top 10 Hilarious Storm Puns 1. Why did the thunderstorm break up with the hurricane? There was too much whirlwind romance. 2. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear. 3. How does a storm listen to music? With heavy metal thunder. 4. Why was the thunderhead a good friend? It … Read more

Sink your Teeth into These Hilarious Bite Puns 1. What did the vampire say after biting into a hamburger? This is a bloody good meal! 2. Why did the bear have a good appetite at the picnic? He just couldn’t resist taking a bite out of every sandwich! 3. When do vampires like to go … Read more

Strumming Up Laughs: The Top Bard Puns Guaranteed to Make You Giggle 1. Why did the bard stop playing music? He couldn’t hand-alute his guitar properly! 2. How does a bard like their coffee? With a little bit of treble, please! 3. What do you call a bard who loves to surf? A guitar-shark! 4. … Read more

Shake Things Up with These Hilarious Earthquake Puns 1. Why did the earthquake break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle the aftershocks. 2. How do earthquakes stay in touch? They fault line each other! 3. What did the earthquake say to the plate tectonics? It’s not my fault! 4. Why was the earthquake always … Read more

“Straighten Up: The Top 10 Back Pain Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches” 1. Why did the back pain go to the doctor? It needed some spine-tervention. 2. I’ve been experiencing so much back pain lately, I’m considering taking up stand-up comedy – at least then I’ll have a reason to crack some jokes. … Read more

Picture Perfect Puns: The Top 10 Frame Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. I’m not just any frame, I’m a “frame-tastic” masterpiece! 2. You can always count on me to “frame” the situation just right. 3. I’m not one to “frame” others, but you sure know how to “picture” it. 4. Don’t … Read more

A Ruc-king Good Time: The Top Arugula Puns That Will Have You Laughing 1. What did the arugula say to the celery? “Lettuce turnip the beet!” 2. Why did the arugula win the marathon? Because it was ahead of the pack! 3. How do you make arugula laugh? Tell it a corny joke-salad! 4. Why … Read more

Lock it Down: The Top 10 Security Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why did the security guard go to school? To learn the “ins and outs” of the job. 2. I told a security joke, but nobody laughed. Looks like I’m on “patrol” here. 3. What do you call a computer that … Read more