The Joke Man Claw-some Crustacean Puns: Shellebrating the Best Wordplays 1. “I’m pretty crabby in the morning until I’ve had my first cup of joe-crab.” 2. “When lobsters fall in love, they’re always ‘claw-ver’ with their compliments.” 3. “Why did the shrimp never share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish.” 4. “I like to tell prawn … Read more
Let There Be Puns: The Brightest Wordplay Jokes to Light Up Your Day 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a lamp maker and I’m much brighter. 2. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. … Read more
Sitting Pretty: The Top 10 Seat Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. I’m not just any chair, I’m recline royalty. 2. Sitting in this seat always cushions the blow. 3. Hey seat, did you hear the one about the armrest? It’s pretty uplifting. 4. I asked my chair to tell me a joke, but it … Read more
“Buzzworthy Bug Puns: Insects Just Got a Lot Funnier!” 1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee! 2. Why did the firefly sit on the lightbulb? Because it was de-lighted! 3. How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb! 4. Why was the insect unhappy with its … Read more
1. ComPOSTively Hilarious: The Top 10 Compost Puns That Will Make You ROTFL 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What did the compost say to the soil? “You’re the rot to my roll!” 3. Why was the compost bin such a good listener? Because it was all … Read more
Roar-Some Dinosaur Puns: Jurassic Jokes for a Good Laugh 1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. 3. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling. … Read more
Chillingly Hilarious: Top 10 Polar Bear Puns 1. What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost. 2. Why did the polar bear refuse dessert? Because he was already stuffed! 3. How do polar bears keep their houses cool? With bear conditioning! 4. What do you get when you cross a polar bear … Read more
Hilarious Hustlers: The Top Entrepreneur Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the entrepreneur bring string to the meeting? Because he wanted to tie up loose ends! 2. Why did the entrepreneur go broke? Because he couldn’t keep his business afloat! 3. What did the entrepreneur say to the investor who doubted him? … Read more
“Fungus Among Us: The Top 10 Last of Us Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud” 1. Why did the infected go to the party? Because they heard it was a spore-tacular event! 2. What did the clicker say to the runner? Stop running around in circles and let’s stick together! 3. How do … Read more
Shockingly Funny EKG Puns: A Pulse-raising Collection 1. “Why did the EKG machine break up with the blood pressure monitor? It couldn’t handle the ups and downs of their relationship.” 2. “I asked my friend to pass me the EKG printout, but he said he didn’t have the heart to.” 3. “What did the EKG … Read more
