The Joke Man Puntastic Picks: The Top 10 Punniest Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. 3. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. 4. I told … Read more
Berry Funny: The Top Fruit Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.” Why don’t you ever tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the watermelon is … Read more
Say Cheese: The Cheesiest Mozzarella Puns That Will Make You Smile 1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese… but this mozzarella is all mine! 2. Why did the mozzarella bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to get a little “grate!” 3. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly! … Read more
Out of this World Humor: Astronaut Puns That Will Launch You into Laughter 1. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space. 2. How do astronauts organize a party? They planet. 3. Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the scale? He had a little extra mass. 4. What … Read more
1. Dive into Laughter: The Top 10 Punniest Scuba Diving Jokes 1. Why did the scuba diver bring a pencil and notepad underwater? To take note of all the schools of fish! 2. What did the ocean say to the scuba diver? Nothing, it just waved. 3. How do scuba divers clean their teeth underwater? … Read more
Pining for Laughs: The Top Pine Tree Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? It was needled for being too sharp. 2. What did the pine tree say to its neighbor? “I’m rooting for you!” 3. Why did the pine tree go to the doctor? It had … Read more
Slurp up the Laughs: The Ultimate List of Soup Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the chef quit the soup business? He couldn’t handle the heat. 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 3. How do you make a lobster bisque laugh? Tickling its claws. 4. Why did the mushroom go … Read more
Snow Laughing Matter: The Top Snowball Puns to Keep You Chuckling 1. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose! 2. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you want to build a snowman? 3. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! 4. What … Read more
Pack Your Bags with Laughs: The Top Luggage Puns and Wordplays 1. “I’m so good at packing, I should win an award for my carry-on skills.” 2. “The suitcase had a lot of baggage, but it handled it with grace.” 3. “I couldn’t lift my luggage, it was too heavy – I guess I overpacked … Read more
1. Drain your sorrows with these hilarious sewer puns 1. Why did the sewer rat break up with his girlfriend? She was too draining. 2. What do you call a plumber who only works on Sundays? A Sabbath-drainer. 3. Why did the toilet paper roll down the sewer? It wanted to get to the bottom … Read more
