The Joke Man “Show me the money! The top wallet puns for chuckles and giggles” 1. I thought my wallet was feeling a little light, but it was just going through some “change.” 2. My wallet asked me to stop being so “cheap,” but I told it I was just being thrifty. 3. I accidentally sat on my … Read more
“Ram-Tastic Wordplay: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Jokes About Rams” 1. Why did the ram break up with his girlfriend? She was always pulling the wool over his eyes. 2. What do you call a ram who tells jokes? A comedi-ewe-n. 3. The ram tried out for the football team but he got benched because he … Read more
Time Flies When You’re Having Puns: The Best Watch Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone 1. I went to the watchmaker to get my watch fixed, but he couldn’t spare a second. 2. What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock? “Look, no hands!” 3. I used to be addicted to time travel, … Read more
Pun-derful: The Top 10 Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. 3. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 4. The math teacher called in … Read more
1. Holy Guacamole: The Best Guacamole Puns to Make Your Friends Chuckle 1. Avocadon’t be shy, dig in! 2. Guacamole is like a high-five for your taste buds. 3. Let’s avo-cuddle after we finish this bowl of guac. 4. Guacamole is my bread and butter… or should I say, my chip and dip! 5. Avocados … Read more
Bikini Bod Jokes: 10 Punny One-Liners to Make You Giggle 1. Why did the bikini go to the gym? It wanted to get beach body ready! 2. What did the ocean say to the bikini? Nothing, it just waved. 3. How does a bikini keep in shape? It does a lot of swimsuit exercises. 4. … Read more
Witty Workshops: Hilarious Maintenance Puns to Keep You Laughing 1. As a maintenance worker, I’m always charged up about fixing things. 2. Did you hear about the painter who quit? He just couldn’t brush off the criticism. 3. I accidentally spilled glue on my hammer. Now it’s stuck in a sticky situation. 4. The screwdriver … Read more
Sleigh All Day: The Top 10 Sleigh Puns That Will Sleigh You Why did the sleigh take a nap? It was tired of dashing through the snow! What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? A pun-deer! How does Santa keep track of all the sleigh rides? With his dashboard! What do you get … Read more
Soaking Up the Laughs: The Top Bath Puns Guaranteed to Make a Splash 1. Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? They had too many irreconcilable lather-differences. 2. What do you call a famous bathtub? The tub-erculosis. 3. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. 4. Why did the toilet paper roll … Read more
1. Glitterific Wordplays: The Best Sparkly Pun-tastic Jokes 1. Why did the glitter go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter! 2. How does glitter keep in touch with its friends? Through sparkle-tac-toe! 3. What did the glitter say to the glue? Stick with me, and we’ll shine together! 4. Why did … Read more
