The Joke Man “Kermit-ting the Best Dad Jokes: A Ribbeting Collection of Kermit Puns” 1. Why did Kermit schedule an appointment with the doctor? He was feeling a little green. 2. How does Kermit communicate with Miss Piggy? He uses croak and dagger tactics. 3. What did Kermit say when he was offered a role in a new … Read more
1. Womb-tastic Wordplay: The Top Womb Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. I’m just a womb with a view! 2. Womb sweet womb, there’s no place like home. 3. Womb service here, how may I assist you? 4. Womb there it is, another baby on the way! 5. Wombmates are the best roommates. … Read more
Fore-tunately Funny: The Top Golf Cart Puns That Will Make You Laugh on the Green 1. Why do golf carts make terrible musicians? Because they always get stuck in the same “drive”! 2. What do you call a golf cart’s favorite dance move? The “putt-putt” shuffle! 3. How did the golf cart break up with … Read more
Bronze Age Banter: 10 Hilarious Bronze Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. When the bronze worker asked for a raise, his boss said, “Sorry, but I can’t make you any richer than bronze!” 2. Why did the bronze statue break up with his girlfriend? She was too “metal” for him! 3. The bronze sculptor was … Read more
Picking Out the Best Guitar Pick Puns: Stringing Along Some Hilarious Wordplays 1. Why did the guitar player go to therapy? To pick out his issues. 2. How does a guitar pick get to the gym? By lifting weights. 3. What did the guitar pick say to the strings? “I’ve got you covered.” 4. Why … Read more
Trash Talk: The Funniest Waste Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the trash can break up with the garbage bag? It was getting dumped too often. 2. What did the banana peel say to the soda can? You’re so fizzy-cally attractive. 3. How does a garbage collector stay in shape? … Read more
“Genetically LOL: The Top Gene Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud” 1. Why did the gene go to school? To get an edu-gene-tion! 2. What do you call a fashionable gene? Trendy-cy. 3. Did you hear about the gene that won the Nobel Prize? It was a real RNAissance! 4. How does a … Read more
Seal the Deal with These Hilarious Sales Puns 1. Why did the salesperson break up with their calculator? It just wasn’t adding up. 2. What do you call a group of musical salespeople? A chord of sellers. 3. How did the door-to-door salesperson introduce themselves? “Knock knock. Who’s there? A great deal!” 4. Why did … Read more
Towel Pun-derland: A Collection of Hilarious Wordplays 1. Why did the towel go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups. 2. What do towels say to each other in the dryer? “You towel me crazy!” 3. Why did the towel get in trouble at school? It kept hanging out in the bathroom. 4. How does … Read more
1. Paint the Town Punny: The Top 10 Makeup Puns That Will Make You Blush 1. Why did the concealer go to therapy? It had too many dark circles. 2. What did the lipstick say to the pencil? You’re so sharp! 3. How does a foundation relax? It takes a powder nap. 4. Why was … Read more
