The Joke Man

Gear up for a laugh: The best mechanical engineer puns 1. Why did the mechanical engineer break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn’t handle his torque. 2. What do you call a group of mechanical engineers? A wrench of engineers. 3. How does a mechanical engineer party? They bolt out of work early. 4. … Read more

Brace Yourself for These Hilarious Orthodontist Puns 1. Did you hear about the orthodontist who became a comedian? He always got a good laugh with his dental puns. 2. Why did the orthodontist go to the store? To get a little brace. 3. What did the dentist say to the orthodontist? “Let’s align ourselves with … Read more

1. Sharp and Hilarious: The Top Saw Puns That Will Cut Through Your Funny Bone 1. Sawing is believing! 2. I’m not lion, I saw it with my own eyes. 3. Don’t take me for puma, but this saw pun is golden. 4. Saw-dorable pun alert! 5. Sawing down the competition one pun at a … Read more

Pun-derful Wordplays: The Top 10 Hard Puns for Maximum Laughter 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 4. I used to play piano by … Read more

Typing Up a Storm: The Top Keyboard Puns to Make You LOL 1. Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse? They were just not clicking anymore. 2. I asked my keyboard if it wanted to go out, but it said it was not my type. 3. How does a keyboard get in shape? … Read more

Dubai-licious Dad Jokes: The Top Pun-tastic Puns About Dubai 1. What did the Dubai construction worker say when he finished building the world’s tallest skyscraper? “I’m on top of the world!” 2. Why did the camel refuse to go to Dubai? Because he heard it was just a dry humor desert. 3. How does a … Read more

Sound the Alarm: The Top 10 Hilarious Sound Puns You Need to Hear 1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! 2. When the music teacher lost her job, the school couldn’t Handel it! 3. I can’t stand listening to loud music. I need some quiet TIME. 4. I decided to … Read more

Setting Sail: The Ultimate List of Side-Splitting Ship Puns 1. Why did the boat go to the party? Because it wanted to have a hull of a good time! 2. What kind of music do sailors listen to while at sea? Rock and Roll! 3. How does a ship say hello in Morse code? It … Read more

Sleigh All Day: The Top 10 Sled Puns That Will Have You Laughing All the Way 1. Why did the sled break up with the snowboard? It just couldn’t handle the downhill relationship. 2. What did the dad say to the sled before it went down the hill? “Sled fast and don’t break the ice!” … Read more

Flipping Funny: The Best Pancake Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I tried to make a pancake pun, but it just wasn’t stack up. 2. I’m on a roll with pancake jokes, I can’t stop pancaking. 3. What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up! 4. Why did the pancake go to therapy? … Read more