The Joke Man The Wife Life: Hilarious Wife Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. Why did the wife break up with the grape? Because he was always raisin hell. 3. My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. … Read more
1. Can You Believe These Spam Puns Are Real? Get Ready to Laugh! 1. I tried to write a joke about spam, but it kept getting flagged as inappropriate. 2. The spam email said I could make thousands of dollars in a day, but all I got was a virus. 3. Why did the spam … Read more
1. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Contractor Puns Galore! 1. Why did the construction worker always carry a pencil? Because he liked to draw his own conclusions. 2. Why did the contractor go to therapy? He needed help dealing with his emotional walls. 3. Why did the roof start singing? It just wanted to be a … Read more
Geared Up for Laughs: The Top Gear Puns That Will Make You Giggle 1. Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning. 2. How does a car keep its breath fresh? With a mint-conditioner. 3. What do you call a belt made out of watches? … Read more
Eucalyptus Everywhere: Hilarious Puns to Leaf You in Stitches 1. Why did the koala bring a eucalyptus tree to the party? Because he heard it was a leafy green affair! 2. What did the eucalyptus say to the tree who was feeling down? “Leaf it to me, I’ll make you feel better!” 3. How do … Read more
Scrub-a-Dub-Dub: The Top 10 Hilarious Scrubs Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the scrub go to school? To make sure it was spotless! 2. What do you call a group of scrubs? A sudsy bunch! 3. Why did the scrub break up with the sponge? It couldn’t handle the pressure! 4. What did … Read more
Denim Delights: The Top 10 Jean Puns That Will Make You LOL Why did the denim go to the party? Because it heard it was a jean-ius event! What did one pair of jeans say to the other? You look bootcut-iful today! Why did the jeans break up with the denim shirt? They just couldn’t … Read more
Mead Madness: A Hive of Hilarious Honey Puns 1. What do you call a bee who is a sore loser? A cry-bumble bee. 2. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. 3. Why did the bee go to school? To get his buzz degree. 4. How do bees stay in shape? … Read more
1. “What’s the Lich King’s favorite type of music? Pun-rock!” 1. “Why did the tauren play the drums in the dungeon? He wanted to ‘moo’-sic to everyone’s ears!” 2. “How does Illidan stay fit? By doing ‘Illidan’-tics!” 3. “Why do paladins make great musicians? They have a lot of ‘aura’ when they play!” 4. “What … Read more
Hang Ten Hilarious Surfing Puns: Making Waves with Wordplays 1. Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? To catch the tide! 2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 3. How does a surfboard say goodbye? It waves! 4. Why was the surfer always unhappy? He just … Read more
