The Joke Man Punny Picks: The Top 10 Hilarious Clothing Puns 1. I’m on a strict diet… I only wear French “croissants” because anything with too much “dough” doesn’t fit my waistline. 2. Why did the pants go to the gym? They wanted to get in shape and become “slim fit”! 3. I was going to tell a … Read more
Grillin’ and Chillin’: The Top Pork Chop Puns to Make Your Friends Squeal with Laughter 1. What did the pig say at the barbecue? Let’s get sizzlin’! 2. Why did the pork chop go to the party? It heard it was going to be a real grillin’ time! 3. How do pigs communicate on the … Read more
Strike Up Some Laughter with These Hilarious Bowling Puns 1. Why did the bowling pins refuse to work overtime? They were afraid of being bowled over! 2. How do bowlers stay in touch with each other? They use a bowling alley. 3. What do you call a bowler who doesn’t like jokes? A spare sport. … Read more
Hibiscus Hilarity: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. What do you call a hibiscus that’s always busy? A bloomin’ onion! 2. Why did the hibiscus break up with the rose? It couldn’t handle the thorns in the relationship. 3. How does a hibiscus stay cool? It uses its petal … Read more
“Pennies for Your Thoughts: Hilarious Change Puns to Brighten Your Day” 1. Why did the penny go to school? Because it wanted to get “cents” of education! 2. What did the dime say to the nickel? You’re worth 5 cents more than me, nickel and dimed! 3. Why did the quarter sit on the computer? … Read more
Out of this World: The Top Starfish Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars 1. Why did the starfish go to school? To become a “star” student! 2. What did the starfish say to the seashell? You’re a-MAZE-ing! 3. How do starfish make decisions? They “sea” which way the current takes them. 4. What do … Read more
A Golden Opportunity for Puns: The Best San Francisco Wordplays Golden Gate-taway to pun heaven Frisco-laden with pun-tastic views City by the Bay? More like City by the Wordplay! Alcatraz yourself in laughter with these puns San Fran-silly-co: where puns are always welcome Bay Area? More like Pun Area! Don’t be Al-CAT-razed by these hilarious … Read more
Say Cheese- Best Parmesan Puns to Make You Gratefully Giggle 1. Why did the Parmesan run for office? Because it wanted to be the Big Cheese. 2. What did the Parmesan say to the mozzarella? You wanna pizza me? 3. I grated some Parmesan onto my pasta, and now it’s looking grately delicious. 4. Why … Read more
Truffle-y Hilarious: The Top Truffle Puns That Will Make You Giggle 1. Why did the truffle go to the dance? Because it was a fungi! 2. How do truffles send mail? They spore-e-mail! 3. What did the truffle say to the chocolate cake? Let’s truffle together! 4. How did the truffle get into trouble? It … Read more
Making Waves with Walrus Puns: The Top 10 Wordplay Jokes 1. Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal. 2. How do walruses stay in touch with each other? They send each other tusk messages. 3. What did the walrus say when he was given some spicy … Read more
