The Joke Man Popeye Approved: The Top Spinach Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why did the spinach break up with the potato? It couldn’t handle the starch contrast. 2. What did the spinach say to the celery? Quit stalking me, you’re getting to be a bit too stalky. 3. How does spinach flirt? It gives … Read more
Out of This World: The Top 10 Alien Puns That Will Abduct Your Funny Bone 1. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space. 2. How do aliens like their eggs? Unidentified. 3. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An extra-terrestrial. 4. Why did the alien bring … Read more
Punny Grammar Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. 3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 4. I before E, except … Read more
Lace ‘Em Up: The Top 10 Lingerie Puns That Will Leave You In Stitches 1. Why did the bra break up with the panties? They were too brief. 2. What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I’ll give these two a lift. 3. Why did the lingerie shop go … Read more
Pink or Blue, These Gender Reveal Puns Are for You! 1. “What’s the gender of the baby? Let’s find out if it’s a he or she-shell.” 2. “I can’t wait to know the gender! It’s like waiting for a gender bender.” 3. “Is it a boy or girl? Either way, it’s going to rock our … Read more
Sonic Humor: The Top Ultrasound Dad Jokes That Will Make You Giggle 1. Why did the ultrasound technician carry a ladder? To check the baby’s high kicks! 2. What do you call a pregnant computer? A mommyboard! 3. How does an ultrasound greet another ultrasound? “Long time, no scan!” 4. Why did the baby bring … Read more
“Pint-sized Puns: The Funniest Short People Jokes” 1. Why did the short person become a tailor? Because they had a knack for fitting into small spaces! 2. How does a short person see the world? In bite-sized pieces! 3. Why did the short person get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough! … Read more
Spring into Laughter: Top Spring Break Puns to Crack You Up 1. Why did the sun go to school during spring break? To get brighter! 2. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping at the beach? A hare-raising experience! 3. Why did the math book look sad during spring break? It had too … Read more
“Air Jordan Puns: So Funny You’ll Jump Out of Your Sneakers” 1. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? In case he needed to tie the score! 2. What do you call it when Michael Jordan gets a strike in bowling? A Slam Dunk! 3. Why did the Jordan player go to … Read more
Chaotic Academic Humor: Top Uni Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 2. I dropped out of university to pursue my dream of being a baker. Turns out, I didn’t make the grade. 3. What do you call an English major who … Read more
