The Joke Man

Sippin’ & Jokin’: The Top 10 Drunk Puns Guaranteed to Make You Tipsy with Laughter 1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 2. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. 3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because … Read more

Nevada or Neva-da: The Ultimate List of Wordplay 1. Why did the cowboy go to Nevada? To hit the jackpot and say “Neva-da” to working! 2. I tried to come up with a pun about Nevada, but I was stumped in Las Vegas. 3. Nevada is like a desert oasis – it’s Mojave-lous! 4. Did … Read more

1. Top 10 Hilarious Parade Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. Why did the marching band bring a ladder to the parade? They wanted to reach new heights! 2. The float that broke down during the parade got a lot of attention, it really stalled the show. 3. I saw a firetruck at the … Read more

Achoo-tastic Allergy Puns: Hilarious Wordplays to Make You Sneeze with Laughter 1. Why did the allergic person use their phone during allergy season? For a sneeze-fie! 2. What do you call an allergic deer? A-choo-choo train! 3. How do you make an allergy sufferer laugh? Tell them a pun that’s nothing to sneeze at! 4. … Read more

Out of This World Humor: Hilarious Jupiter Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars 1. Why did Jupiter break up with Saturn? Because it couldn’t take the rings any longer! 2. What’s Jupiter’s favorite dance move? The planet Tango! 3. How does Jupiter organize a space party? He planets it! 4. Why did Jupiter go … Read more

Temple-tastic Wordplay: The Top 10 Hilarious Temple Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, so now my next temple visit could spell disaster. 2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anesthesia during surgery? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 3. Why did the archaeologist go to the … Read more

1. “Keep Austin Pun-ny: The Top 10 Dad Jokes About the Capital City” 1. Why did the hipster move to Austin? He heard it was a cool place before it was cool. 2. Did you hear about the comedian who performed at the Texas State Capitol? He really brought the house down! 3. What’s an … Read more

Punny Pick-Up Lines: Hilarious Wordplays to Impress Your Crush 1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. 2. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. 3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. 4. Are you made of diamonds? Because you’re a real gem. 5. … Read more

Rhinoceros Rumble: The Most Hilarious Rhino Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the rhino bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 2. What do you call a rhino that’s very polite? A courteous! 3. Why don’t rhinos make good secret agents? Because they’re always … Read more