The Joke Man

1. Aloe-larious Aloe Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Aloe you vera much! 2. Let’s aloe dance! 3. Aloe from the other side. 4. Aloe there, beautiful! 5. I’ll never desert you, aloe! 6. Aloe so much for being a great friend! 7. Aloe is where the heart is. 8. Hug me, aloe … Read more

“Here Comes the Puns: Hilarious Bride Wordplays to Brighten Your Big Day” 1. “I’m dress-tined to love you forever.” 2. “You’re the one I want to aisle down.” 3. “I promise to be the ‘veil’ in your life.” 4. “I’m head over heels for you, my groom.” 5. “Our love story is knot like any … Read more

Cleared for Takeoff: The Funniest Aviation Puns 1. Why did the pilot sit on a carrot? He wanted to fly a plane-carrot! 2. Did you hear about the mathematician who became a pilot? He wanted to learn how to use a square root calculator! 3. How do airplanes stay up in the air? They wing … Read more

1. Top Tiki Puns That Will Make You Hawaiian Roll With Laughter 1. Why did the tiki dancer go to therapy? They had too many emotional lava flows. 2. How do tiki bartenders greet each other? “Aloha, mai tai friend!” 3. What did the tiki say to the clumsy tourist? “You’ve really lei’d on thick.” … Read more

Bun-believable Sandwich Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. I’m on a roll with these sandwich puns! 2. Let’s not loaf around, time to get these jokes rolling. 3. I mustard the courage to tell you these puns. 4. These jokes are really a-mayo-zing. 5. These puns are the bread and butter of my … Read more

Boom-tastic Wordplays: The Top Explosion Puns That Will Blow Your Mind 1. Did you hear about the math teacher who lost weight? He had an explosive diet plan! 2. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from all the explosions! 3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t handle the pressure. … Read more

Stirring Up Laughs: The Funniest Cooking Puns to Make Your Kitchen a Jokester’s Paradise 1. “I’m not a chef, I’m an apron-tice!” 2. “Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long!” 3. “I like my puns well-done, just like my steak.” 4. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food … Read more

Love is in the Air: The Top Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Partner Chuckle 1. I glove you very much! 2. You’re berry special to me. 3. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you. 4. You’re a-peeling to me. 5. Olive you more than words can say. 6. You’re my main squeeze. 7. … Read more

1. “Stay Cozy and Entertained with These Hilarious Scarf Wordplays” Why did the scarf break up with the hat? It couldn’t tie the knot! What did the scarf say to the neck? “You’ve got me all wrapped up!” How does a scarf stay warm? With a “hug” from the neck! What did the scarf say … Read more

1. Fig-uratively Speaking: The Best Fig Puns and Wordplays 1. When the fig tree started to talk, it was fig-uratively speaking. 2. I’m fig-uring out that fig puns are my favorite kind of humor. 3. Fig-uratively, figs are the fruit of my dreams. 4. I can never stay fig-uratively calm when fig season rolls around. … Read more