The Joke Man 1. Punderful Puns: The Top Housing Jokes 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field house. 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m in the real estate business, where I can make more bread. 3. I’m friends with 25 letters … Read more
Puns that Will Have Your Team In Stitches: The Top Meeting Wordplays 1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down. 2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 4. I’m … Read more
Mortgaging the Fun: Hilarious Home Loan Puns and Dad Jokes 1. “I asked the bank for a loan to buy a house, but they said I was too young. It was a real teen mortgage.” 2. “Why did the mortgage broker go to the beach? He wanted to ride the Loan Shark.” 3. “What do … Read more
Zap up the Laughs: The Top Microwave Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the microwave break up with the toaster? They couldn’t stand the constant heat! 2. How does a microwave feel after a long day at work? It’s just too exhausted to reheat! 3. What do you call a microwave … Read more
1. Soak Up the Sun with These Hilarious Summer Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle! 3. Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel! 4. What did the beach say as the tide … Read more
Bloomin’ Hilarious: The Top 10 Bloom Puns That Will Make You Burst with Laughter 1. I rose to the occasion and told a bloomin’ good joke. 2. Tulip your hat to these hilarious bloom puns! 3. Don’t be a wallflower, join in on these funny flower jokes. 4. My jokes may be corny, but they … Read more
Ear-resistible Puns: The Top Earring Wordplays That Will Make You Laugh 1. I can’t decide if I want to wear hoops or studs… It’s a real earring debate! 2. Why did the earring go to school? To get a little extra lobe-cation. 3. You could say I have a real “ear” for fashion. 4. What … Read more
Straight Up Hilarious: The Top 10 Architecture Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. I used to be a fan of arches, but then they got too mainstream. Now I’m a vault guy. 2. Why did the architecture student break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his commitment to pillars. 3. My favorite type … Read more
Fri-YAY Puns: Start Your Weekend with a Laugh! 1. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants on Friday? In case he got a hole in one! 2. What do you call a snowman on a Friday? Chilled out! 3. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday? It saw the salad dressing! … Read more
Food for Thought: The Top 10 Hilarious Healthy Food Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 2. I’m soy into you! 3. Olive a good avocado pun! 4. You’re one in a melon! 5. Let’s taco ’bout how awesome these puns are! 6. … Read more
