The Joke Man Slapstick Humor: The Top 10 Funniest Slap Puns 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! 4. I’m reading … Read more
1. “Keep Your Place with a Smile: Hilarious Bookmark Puns to Brighten Your Reading” 1. “I’m booked up with these puns, but I’ll save you a page.” 2. “Don’t dog-ear your book, bookmark it with a smile!” 3. “I’m not bookmarking, I’m pun-marking.” 4. “Finding the perfect bookmark? I’m on the right page for that.” … Read more
Corny Delights: The Top 10 Corn Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the corn get promoted? Because it was a-maize-ing at its job! 2. What do you call a corn that likes to stay up late? A night-stalker. 3. How does corn stay in touch with its friends? Through ear-mail. 4. Why … Read more
Time to Go Back: The Top 10 Hilarious Time Travel Puns 1. I told a time traveler a joke from the future. He didn’t laugh, but then he told me, “That’s not funny, you haven’t heard it yet.” 2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 3. Why did the time traveler … Read more
1. Uke Can’t Handle These Puns: The Top 10 Ukulele Dad Jokes 1. Why did the ukulele player go to jail? Because they were caught stringing the wrong chord! 2. How does a ukulele player greet someone? With a strum-tastic salutation! 3. Why did the ukulele join the band? It wanted to be a part … Read more
Berry Funny: The Best Blueberry Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the blueberry go out with a raspberry? Because he couldn’t find a date! 2. What did the blueberry say to the raspberry? “We make a great pear!” 3. How do you know a blueberry is having a bad day? It’s feeling … Read more
Brisket Puns That Will Make You Laugh Until You’re Beefy 1. What did the brisket say to the ribs at the barbecue? Nice to meat you! 2. I don’t always tell puns, but when I do, they’re brisket. 3. Why did the brisket break up with the steak? It was too rare for her taste. … Read more
A Blitzkrieg of Laughter: Top 10 WWII Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the British Navy buy barometers during WWII? So they could Naval-Gaze! 2. How do you play chess in WWII? En passant the salt! 3. What did the WWII soldier say to his friend who kept stealing his rations? “That’s unbe-leaf-able!” 4. Why … Read more
Carbon Copy: The Best Carbon Puns to Make You LOL 1. I tried to write a joke about carbon, but it didn’t have enough energy. 2. When carbon gets its groove on, it becomes a carbon-dioxide. 3. I told my chemistry teacher a joke about carbon bonds, but he didn’t react. 4. Why did the … Read more
“Alas-ka, Here Are Some Ice-cold Alaska Puns to Make You Laugh” 1. Why did the glacier break up with the iceberg? It just needed some space. 2. What did the polar bear say when he slid down the glacier? Ice to meet you! 3. How do Alaskans stay warm in the winter? They go to … Read more
