The Joke Man

Punny Parables: Hilarious Bible Wordplays 1. Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He was always floating his stock. 2. If Adam and Eve were Chinese, what would they be called? A-Dumpling and E-Veggie. 3. Did you hear about the procrastinating prophet? He was Jonah-time! 4. What kind of car did the disciples … Read more

Let’s Get Spicy: The Top Cilantro Puns to Add Some Flavor to Your Day 1. Cilantro: More like cilan-yes, am I right? 2. Did you hear about the cilantro who became a famous movie star? He was a real herb celebrity. 3. I asked my friend if he wanted some cilantro with his meal, he … Read more

Granny Got Jokes: The Top Grandma Puns Guaranteed to Make You Giggle 1. Why did the grandma sit on the clock? She wanted to be on top of the times! 2. What do you call a grandma who loves to rap? Bubbamama! 3. How does a grandma keep her money safe? She puts it in … Read more

Deli-cious Humor: The Top Deli Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the deli owner break up with the bread? It was too kneady. 2. What did the deli employee say when the customer asked for extra mayo? “Mayo-nnaise not.” 3. Why did the tomato turn red at the deli counter? It saw … Read more

Game On: The Ultimate List of Arcade Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the arcade game go to therapy? It had too many issues. 2. What do you call a group of arcade game enthusiasts? Joystick jockeys. 3. How does an arcade game flirt? It works on its pickup lines. 4. Did you … Read more

1. Chippin’ in on the Fun: The Top Potato Chip Puns 1. I’m all that and a bag of chips. 2. Life is better with a side of chips. 3. Chip chip hooray! 4. Just in case of a snack emergency, break out the chips. 5. You can’t live a full life on an empty … Read more

Cucumber Comedy: The Best Pickle of Cucumber Puns 1. What do you call a cucumber that’s good at sports? A jock-cumber. 2. Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. 3. What did the cucumber say to the vegetable garden? “Lettuce turnip the beet!” 4. Why was the cucumber feeling stressed? It … Read more

“Horny for Horn Puns: 10 Hilarious Wordplays That Will Make You Giggle” 1. Why did the orchestra hire a French horn player? They needed someone to toot their own horn. 2. What did the trumpet say to the French horn? “Can you play me a tune that’s not too horn-y?” 3. How do you fix … Read more

Blast Away with These Laser Tag Puns: The Ultimate List of Wordplay Wonders 1. I’m a laser tag champion – I’m the real deadeye! 2. Do you want to hear a laser tag joke? Pew pew pew! 3. Laser tag is a-maze-ing! 4. My aim may be off, but my pun game is always on … Read more

Furtastic Fur-ward: The Top 10 Hilarious Furry Puns That Will Have You Howling with Laughter 1. I’m not kitten you, these puns are the cat’s whiskers! 2. Furr-get about seriousness, it’s time for some purr-fection in puns. 3. These puns are so fur-tunate, you’ll be howling with laughter. 4. Are you fur real? These puns … Read more