The Joke Man Shrimply Hilarious: The Top 10 Shrimp Puns That Will Make You Crack Up 1. What did the shrimp say when it got a compliment? “Thanks, I’m feeling shellfish today!” 2. Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish! 3. How do shrimp communicate underwater? Using prawnounciation! 4. What … Read more
Feeling Blue-tiful: The Best Blue Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the blue crayon start feeling down? It was feeling a little “draw-sy.” 2. What did the ocean say to the shore? “I’m feeling a little blue today.” 3. How does a painter cope with feeling blue? They just brush it off. 4. … Read more
Punderful Puns: The Top 10 Sick Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. 4. I’m reading a book … Read more
Raging Red Puns: A Collection of Hilarious Jokes 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam! 3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 4. … Read more
Scaling to New Heights: The Top 10 Climbing Puns Guaranteed to Make You Peak with Laughter 1. I tried to climb a mountain once, but I didn’t summit up right. 2. Why did the rock climber break up with their partner? They had too many hang-ups. 3. What do you call a dinosaur who loves … Read more
1. Flushing Out the Funniest Toilet Puns: A Hilarious Compilation 1. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking too many days off. 2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! 3. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He … Read more
February Funnies: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates. 2. What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Tonight, dinner’s on me! 3. What did the groundhog say to the winter hat? You’re always on top of … Read more
Snow Laughing Matter: The Top 10 Winter Puns to Keep You Warm and Cozy 1. Icy what you did there! 2. Chilling with my snowmies. 3. Snowflake it till you make it. 4. Cold hands, warm heart. 5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes! 6. It’s snow joke how much I love winter. … Read more
1. Prescription for Laughter: The Top Pharmacy Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. I’m friends with the pharmacist because he always gives me the prescription for laughter. 2. Why did the pharmacist go to school? To become a pill-ar of the community. 3. When the pharmacy is busy, it’s like a vitamin sea of … Read more
Dam Funny: The Top 10 Beaver Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. What do you call a beaver without a home? Unbelievabeaver! 2. Why did the beaver build a dam? Because it was a real dam good idea! 3. How does a beaver keep its teeth sharp? By brushing its dam teeth! 4. … Read more
