The Joke Man Protect and Serve Up Some Laughs: The Top 10 Police Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? Because he heard someone had stolen second base. 2. How does a police officer part his hair? In a cop bun. 3. Why did the police officer … Read more
Nailing It: The Top Construction Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why did the construction worker go to therapy? He had too many issues. 2. I used to be a construction worker, but I couldn’t handle the stress. It was just too concrete for me. 3. What did the hammer say to the … Read more
Sinking Laughter: The Top Titanic Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the iceberg start a stand-up comedy career? It wanted to break the ice! 2. What is a sailor’s favorite kind of music? Rock and roll. 3. Why did Jack and Rose break up? They couldn’t stay afloat in the relationship. 4. What did … Read more
Take a Hike: The Top Walking Puns That Will Have You on the Edge of Your Seat 1. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Now I’m just a wandering soul. 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 3. I’m not lazy, I’m just … Read more
Seal the Deal with These Hilarious Seal Puns 1. What do you call a seal that can juggle? A balancer. 2. Why did the seal go to the beach? To catch some rays. 3. How do seals keep in touch? They send each other seal-mail. 4. What do you call a seal that can play … Read more
Knock, Knock: Hilarious Door Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the door refuse to open? Because it was ajar! 2. What did the door say to the doorknob? “You turn me on!” 3. How does a door communicate with other doors? Through the hinges of course! 4. Why was the door so good … Read more
Prime Cuts: The Most Hilarious Meat Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals – I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. 2. You’re bacon me crazy! 3. I’m a big fan of cooking with wine… sometimes I even put it in the food. 4. I’m not a butcher, … Read more
1. Beef Up Your Humor: The Top Hamburger Puns That Will Make You Flip 1. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns! 2. What do you call a hamburger that’s a detective? Sherlock Moans. 3. Why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog? It couldn’t ketchup to its … Read more
1. Holy Hilarity: The Top Jesus Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. Why did Jesus make a great baseball player? Because he always got to third base! 2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic! 3. How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it! 4. Why did Jesus refuse … Read more
Bean There, Done That: The Top 10 Bean Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I’m a soybean, but I could never be a rapper – I’ve got no flow. 2. Why did the green bean go to school? To become a string bean! 3. People who sell coffee beans are called mugs. 4. I … Read more
