The Joke Man

Ace-ing the Game: The Top Tennis Puns That Will Have You Serving Up Laughter 1. What do you call a snowman who plays tennis? A “serve-volley”! 2. Why did the tennis player bring string to the match? In case they needed to “tie-break”! 3. How do tennis players stay cool during a match? They use … Read more

1. Seeing the Humor: A List of Hilarious Blind Puns 1. I used to be a psychic, but I didn’t see that job working out. 2. Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. 3. I told my friend he was going bald, and he couldn’t see it … Read more

Arm Yourself with Laughter: The Top Arm Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I had to break up with my gym buddy. He was too much of a bicep-tacle. 2. Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? He heard he needed to work on his tricep-reps. 3. I asked my personal trainer to … Read more

Total Eclipse of the Pun: The Best Eclipse Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What did the moon say to the sun during the eclipse? “You’re blocking my shine!” 3. How does the moon cut his hair during an eclipse? Eclipse it! … Read more

1. Time Flies When You’re Having Puns: The Top Clock Puns That Will Tick(le) Your Funny Bone 1. I used to be a clock, but I lost my hands. Now I’m just timeless. 2. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 3. Why … Read more

1. Snip, Snip! The Top 10 Vasectomy Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. “My vasectomy went smoothly, it was a cut above the rest.” 2. “I told my wife getting a vasectomy was a snip decision.” 3. “After my vasectomy, I’m feeling a little testy.” 4. “I asked the doctor if he … Read more

Clowning Around: The Top 10 Hilarious Clown Puns 1. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! 2. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him with a pie in the face! 3. Why don’t clowns ever do well in school? Because they always clown around! … Read more

1. Stirring up Laughs: The Top Chef Puns That Will Leave You Rolling 1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 3. Why did the chef quit? He couldn’t handle the heat. 4. I’m in a relationship … Read more

1. “Got Milk? These Dairy-licious Milk Puns Will Have You Udderly Delighted” 1. I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m just intolerant of bad milk puns. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the milky way! 3. I’m on a strict milk-only diet. It’s udderly delicious! 4. What do you call a cow … Read more

1. Tickling Your Funny Bone: The Top Cardiology Puns That Will Make Your Heart Skip a Beat 1. Why did the cardiologist break up with the electron? They had no chemistry. 2. Did you hear about the cardiologist who became a chef? He started specializing in heart-healthy dishes. 3. What did the EKG say to … Read more