The Joke Man “Shaken, Not Stirred: The Top James Bond Puns” 1. Why did James Bond open a bakery? Because he wanted to make quiche, another day. 2. What’s James Bond’s favorite type of music? Spy-fi. 3. Why did James Bond break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was a double agent. 4. How does James … Read more
1. ABA puns that will have you cracking up in the courtroom 1. Why did the lawyer bring a porcupine to the courtroom? He needed to make a point. 2. How does a lawyer say goodbye to a judge? “So long, your honor!” 3. Why did the attorney bring a ladder to court? He heard … Read more
Pining for Laughs: The Top Pine Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the pine tree always get picked first for the team? Because it had great “rooting” skills! 2. What do you call a pine tree that’s feeling down? Blue spruce! 3. How do pine trees get around? They “leaf” it to … Read more
Punny Patchwork: Hilarious Quilt Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. I’m on pins and needles waiting to see how this quilt turns out! 2. Quilting is like sewing a colorful story piece by piece. 3. You could say quilting is my main fabric of interest. 4. Why did the patchwork quilt break up … Read more
Best Sage Riddles for Thoughtful Minds 1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? **Answer:** An echo. 2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? **Answer:** Footsteps. 3. I have keys but open no … Read more
Chapstick Champions: The Top 10 Punniest Lip Balm Jokes 1. Why did the chapstick go to school? Because it wanted to be a little balm-er. 2. What do you call a chapstick that tells jokes? A pun stick. 3. How do you make a chapstick laugh? Tell it a lip-biting joke. 4. Why did the … Read more
“Tongue-in-Cheek: The Most Hilarious Tongue Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh” 1. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 4. I told my wife she should … Read more
Breaking Amish Puns: Hilarious Jokes and Wordplays What do you call a female Amish rapper? A mennonite! Why did the Amish man get kicked out of the barn-raising? He kept horsing around! Why did the Amish teenager throw away his lantern? He wanted to see a brighter future! What’s an Amish person’s favorite genre of … Read more
Hilarious Euro Puns That Will Make You Say “Czech Please” 1. I’m Hungary for some good puns, but I don’t want to Czech the fridge. 2. What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-derful! 3. Norway you’re going to believe this, but I just found the perfect pun. 4. Why did the Swiss man get … Read more
Flossing Fun: Hilarious Pun-ny Wordplays 1. I’m a sucker for a good dental pun, it’s really flossome! 2. You’ve got to be flossin’ me! 3. Flossin’ and bossin’ with my dental hygiene routine. 4. I’m on a roll with this flossing pun! 5. Don’t be too abrasive, be gentle like dental floss. 6. Flossing is … Read more
