The Joke Man Tri For a Laugh: The Top Triathlon Puns That Will Have You Racing to the Finish Line 1. Why did the triathlete cross the finish line? To get to the other side! 2. What do you call a triathlete who loves to tell jokes? A pun-athlete! 3. Why did the bike refuse to race in … Read more
1. So Saxy: The Top 10 Hilarious Saxophone Puns 1. Did you hear about the saxophonist who got locked out of his house? He had to break a window just to make a reed. 2. What do you call a saxophone player who just broke up with their significant other? A soloist. 3. Why did … Read more
“Pokin’ Fun: The Top 10 Porcupine Puns That Will Make You Quill Over with Laughter” 1. Why did the porcupine break up with his girlfriend? He was too needly. 2. What do you call a porcupine that loves to dance? A hipster prick. 3. Why did the porcupine start a band? He had mad quill … Read more
Hilarious Wordplays: The Top Punniest Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else. 2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! 3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 4. The earthquake in … Read more
1. Speedy Wordplays: Sonic Puns That Will Make You Zoom with Laughter 1. Why did Sonic bring a ladder to the race? Because he heard the competition was going to be fierce! 2. How does Sonic pay for things in the city? With his Sonic credit card, of course! 3. Why does Sonic love to … Read more
Deadly Hilarity: Top Poison Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the poison go to school? To improve its toxicology! 2. What did the poisonous snake say to its prey? “Venom you glad to meet me?” 3. How do you make a poisonous stew? Just add a pinch of venom! 4. Why did … Read more
Doctor Dolittle: The Top 10 Hilarious Doctor Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 2. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood. 3. Did you hear … Read more
Wheelie Hilarious: The Best Wheelchair Puns That Will Have You Rolling on the Floor Laughing 1. I went to a new restaurant that was wheelchair accessible, but the food was just okay. It was a ramp venue. 2. My friend asked me how I stay so positive while in a wheelchair. I told them, “I … Read more
Sweet Home Alabama Wordplays: Making the South Laugh What did the Alabama football team say to the punter? “You’re the punniest player on the team!” Why did the scarecrow win an award in Alabama? Because he was outstanding in his field! How do Alabamans greet each other? “Hey y’all, how ’bout them Tide?” Why did … Read more
Pocket-sized giggles: The best dad joke puns for on-the-go laughter 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 3. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it. 4. How does a penguin … Read more
