The Joke Man Top 10 Hilarious Roofing Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Crack a Smile 1. Why did the roofer go to the doctor? Because he had a shingle rash! 2. How do you fix a broken roof? With a roof replacement therapy! 3. What do you call a lazy roof? A shingle-layer! 4. Why did the … Read more
Flexing Fun: The Top 10 Ridiculously Funny Wordplay Puns 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a flex offender. 2. When I tried to be a magician, all my tricks were just illusions of flex. 3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she … Read more
“Vein Puns That Will Get Your Blood Pumping” 1. Why did the blood vessel break up with the vein? It just couldn’t handle the pressure. 2. What did one vein say to the other vein? You’re such a pain in the neck! 3. I tried to write a book about veins, but I couldn’t find … Read more
Dad Jokes that will Quack You Up Why did the duck go to the doctor? For a “quack” check-up! What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A silly quacker! Why was the teacher upset with the duck? It kept “waddling” in class! What do you call a duck that steals from others? … Read more
Bless You! The Top 10 Sneezing Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Did you hear about the man who sneezed into his wallet? He was blowing his nose! 2. I told a sneezing joke to my friend, but he didn’t find it funny. He said it was nothing to sneeze at! 3. Why did … Read more
“A Call to Arms: The Top 10 Pun-tastic War Jokes” 1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t handle the long-distance grenades. 2. What did the sergeant say to the disobedient recruit? You’ve got a lot of gall to disobey my orders! 3. How does a soldier greet people in the … Read more
1. Sweet Dreams and Punny Schemes: The Best Good Night Puns to Make You Laugh Before Bed 1. I’m not a fan of the dark, but I’m a big fan of the knight. Good night! 2. Do you know why the bed didn’t sleep all night? It had too many springs! 3. If you sleep … Read more
Throwing Shade: The Top 10 Hilarious Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m just loafing around. 2. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal! 3. Our local paper keeps increasing the price. I guess that’s … Read more
1. Flirting Fails: Hilarious Pun-Oopsies That Will Leave You Cringing 1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. 2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. 4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 5. … Read more
Poke Puns that Will Make You Say “Oh Fish, That’s Funny” 1. Why did the tuna bring a calculator to the party? He heard there would be a lot of number-crunching! 2. How does a fish stay in touch with his friends? He sends them e-mails! 3. What do you call a fish with no … Read more
