The Joke Man Puppet Puns That Will Make You Pull Your Strings 1. Why did the puppet go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little stringy. 2. What did the judge say to the puppet in court? “You’re pulling my leg!” 3. Why did the puppet take up yoga? To improve his flexibility and reach new … Read more
1. “Sparking Some Laughter: The Most Explosive Fireworks Puns and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the fireworks go to school? To get a little “spark”ducation! 2. What did the fireworks say to the other fireworks on July 4th? “Have a blast!” 3. What’s a firework’s favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll! 4. Why are … Read more
Pun-tastic Puns: A Collection of Wordplay Wonders 1. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. 2. The math teacher called in sick because he had too many problems. 3. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field. 4. I couldn’t figure out how lightning works, but then … Read more
Puntastic Pun-derful: The Top 10 Dumbest Puns of All Time 1. When the clock was hungry it went back four seconds. 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. 4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the … Read more
“Ramen-tic Puns: A Bowl-ful of Noodle Wordplays” 1. “You’re my noodle-soulmate.” 2. “I miso you when we’re apart.” 3. “Our love is pho-ever.” 4. “I’m soy into you.” 5. “Ramen-tic dinners are my favorite date nights.” 6. “You make my heart skip a wonton.” 7. “You’re the shrimp to my ramen.” 8. “Our love is … Read more
Flip for Laughs: The Top Spatula Pun of All Time 1. Why did the spatula break up with the whisk? It just couldn’t handle the heat. 2. What did the spatula say to the frying pan? “I’ve got your back!” 3. How does a spatula introduce itself? “I’m flipping fantastic!” 4. Why was the spatula … Read more
Nail it with these Hilarious Woodworking Puns 1. I saw you leaf through that woodworking magazine. 2. Don’t worry, I wood never leave you hanging. 3. Axe me about my woodworking skills. 4. My favorite woodworking tool is my chisel, hands down. 5. I make a lot of sawdust in the workshop – it’s very … Read more
Rocking Out with Wordplay: The Best Guitar Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the guitar go to the party? Because it was feeling strung out. 2. How does a guitar player greet people? He gives them a chord-ial welcome. 3. What does a guitar and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you … Read more
M&M Madness: The Most Hilarious Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie! 2. What do you call a group of M&Ms playing music? A rap group! 3. How do M&Ms cheer each other up? They chocolate up their lives! 4. Why did the M&M … Read more
Honest Abe Hilarity: The Top Abraham Lincoln Puns 1. Why did Abraham Lincoln go to the dentist? To gettysburg address! 2. What do you call Abe when he hogs the remote? A channel changer. 3. How did Lincoln stay in shape? He went to the gymnasium. 4. What did Abe say after a long day … Read more
