The Joke Man Sweeten Your Day with These Treat Puns and Dad Jokes 1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly. 2. How does a cookie say hello? Chip-chip-hooray! 3. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. 4. Why did the ice cream truck break down? It … Read more
To Infinity and Beyond: The Ultimate Toy Story Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did Buzz Lightyear start a band? Because he wanted to play some rock-et music! 2. What do you call a toy that has been left out in the rain? A woody-doll! 3. Why did Hamm bring a piggy bank to … Read more
Pierogi-licious Puns: The Cheesiest Polish Wordplays 1. Why did the pierogi go to therapy? It had too many fillings. 2. What do you call a pierogi that tells good jokes? A pun-dumpling. 3. How do pierogis communicate? They use dumpling-ese. 4. Why did the pierogi break up with the cabbage? It was a sauerkrout relationship. … Read more
Pallet-perfect puns: A hilarious collection of wordplay 1. “Why did the pallet break up with the forklift? It couldn’t handle the pressure.” 2. “What do you call a pallet that loves to dance? A wooden shuffleboard.” 3. “How did the pallet feel about its new job? It was really stacking up.” 4. “Why did the … Read more
1. Van Gogh-ing to Make You Laugh: The Top 10 Van Gogh Puns 1. Did you hear about the painter who only used his mouth to create art? He’s a Vincent Van Gogh. 2. The artist accidentally splattered paint in his eye. He’s now painting by Van Gogh’s ear. 3. Why did Van Gogh become … Read more
Blooming with Laughter: The Top 10 Lotus Puns Guaranteed to Make You Smile 1. I’m lotus-ing my mind trying to come up with a good pun! 2. You’re lotus-tly amazing! 3. Let’s make like a lotus and bloom where we’re planted. 4. I’m feeling lotus-tic about these puns! 5. Lotus be friends forever! 6. What … Read more
Cabo-ver the Moon: The Punniest Wordplays About Cabo 1. What do you call a sleepy Cabo? A siester. 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award in Cabo? Because he was outstanding in his field. 3. How does a Cabo greet you in the morning? “Buenos dias!” 4. What do you call a Cabo with … Read more
Deadly Hilarity: Top Assassin Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the assassin go to therapy? Because he had killer instincts. 2. How do assassins stay healthy? They exercise their right to bear arms. 3. What did the assassin say before pulling the trigger? “You’re about to have a blast.” 4. Why … Read more
Going Under: The Top 10 Anesthesia Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. When the anesthesiologist told me to count backwards from 10, I said, “Make it 10, 9, 8… zzz.” 2. I told the doctor I was allergic to anesthesia, but he said it was just a numbing sensation. 3. Anesthesia may knock … Read more
Folded Fun: The Top Origami Puns and Wordplays 1. I tried to make an origami duck, but I got all my ducks in a fold. 2. My wife told me to make an origami boat, but I folded under the pressure. 3. One thing about origami puns – they always come out of the blue. … Read more
