The Joke Man

Printastic Puns: Laughing All the Way to the Copy Machine 1. Why did the printer go to therapy? Because it had too many paper jams. 2. I asked my printer for a joke, but it only gave me blank stares. 3. How does a printer celebrate Halloween? By printing out boo-tiful pictures. 4. The printing … Read more

1. Mimosa Madness: The Top Mimosa Puns Guaranteed to Make You Giggle 1. Orange you glad we’re drinking mimosas? 2. Time to pop some bottles and start the fizzical therapy! 3. Mimosa, more like Mimo-sip-a, am I right? 4. Let’s get this brunch party started, it’s mimosa o’clock! 5. Here’s to a mimosa-nal morning! 6. … Read more

Bottoms Up: Hilarious Shot Puns to Make Your Friends Laugh 1. “Tequila Mockingbird” 2. “Gin and bear it” 3. “Whiskey Business” 4. “Sake to me” 5. “Vodka Lotta Love” 6. “Rum Forrest Rum” 7. “Bourbon to be wild” 8. “Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder” 9. “Scotch and soda-licious” 10. “Irish I had another shot” … Read more

“Brussels Sprout: 10 Hilarious Belgium Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud” 1. Why did the Belgian man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house! 2. Did you hear about the Belgian astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He needed space. 3. How does a Belgian … Read more

Sirens and Smiles: The Top Ambulance Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the ambulance break up with the fire truck? It was tired of getting hosed. 2. Where do sick trucks go for healing? The ambulance bay. 3. What do you call an ambulance that can also bake? A siren-sational baker. 4. … Read more

Fowl Language: The Top Bird Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the bird sit on the computer? To tweet. 2. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken. 3. How do birds stick together in bad weather? Vel-crow. 4. What do you call a grouchy bird? A crab. 5. … Read more

Let’s Go Fly a Puns: The Top 10 Kite Puns That Will Blow You Away 1. Why did the kite break up with the balloon? It couldn’t handle the hot air. 2. What did the kite say to the tree? “Let’s leaf this place and fly away!” 3. How do kites greet each other? They … Read more

Tying the Knot: Hilarious Wedding Puns to Keep the Laughter Rolling 1. I can’t hide my love for you, it’s knot possible! 2. Love is like a well-tied knot, strong and secure. 3. Marriage is a union where two become one…toilet seat. 4. Let’s raise a toast to love that’s knot afraid to commit! 5. … Read more

Double-Dipping Delights: The Best Dip Puns to Make Your Friends Chuckle 1. Why did the chip go to therapy? Because it couldn’t stop double-dipping! 2. I asked the salsa if it wanted to dance, but it said it was too busy in the dip! 3. Have you heard about the guacamole who became a lawyer? … Read more

Get Lost in Laughter: The Top Maze Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why did the maze go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through. 2. What do you call a maze that loves to sing? A corn maze-tro. 3. How did the maze escape from prison? It broke out … Read more