The Joke Man Punny Uncle Jokes: Hilarious Wordplays Guaranteed to Make Your Uncle Laugh 1. Why did the uncle sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time! 2. How does an uncle well tell time? With a time machine! 3. What did the uncle say when he accidentally locked himself out of his house? “I’m key-sperately … Read more
The Hottest Lava Puns Guaranteed to Make You Lava Laugh 1. Why did the volcano break up with the other volcano? They had way too much baggage. 2. What did the lava say to the geologist? Keep calm and lava on. 3. How do volcanoes like to flirt? They use smooth lava lines. 4. Why … Read more
“A Roast to Remember: The Top 10 Punniest Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. … Read more
1. 10 Hug Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I’m “beary” happy to give you this hug! 2. Just “hug” it out! 3. A hug is worth a thousand words…but a “bear” hug is worth even more! 4. Let’s “em”brace our differences with a hug. 5. Hug me if you “knead” some … Read more
Nutty Laughs: Hilarious Snickers Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the Snickers bar go to therapy? It had too many nutty issues. 2. I told a Snickers joke to my friend, but he didn’t laugh. Guess he was just nougat in the mood. 3. What do you call a Snickers that sings? A … Read more
Corn-tastic Puns: The Best Candy Corn Wordplays 1. “Why did the candy corn go to school? To get a little kernel knowledge!” 2. “What do you call a group of candy corns singing together? A corn-ert!” 3. “Why was the candy corn sad? Because it had a corny breakup.” 4. “What did the candy corn … Read more
Pundamental Research: The Best Pun-derful Jokes in Science Why do biologists like to research fungi? Because they’re a fun-guys! Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. What did one eye say to … Read more
“Lucy-rious Wordplays: The Top 10 Lucy Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud” 1. Luc-ky me, I found a penny! 2. Lucille Ball? More like Lucille Bawl with laughter! 3. Don’t be so Luc-ky, it’s just a coincidence! 4. Lucy, you’ve got some ‘splaining to do! 5. Feeling Luc-ked out of the house! 6. … Read more
Pawsitively Hilarious: Top Dog Music Puns That Will Have You Howling with Laughter 1. I’m feeling pawsitively terrier-ific today! 2. My dog loves to sing, she’s quite the howlerina. 3. Why did the dog sit in front of the piano? He wanted to play some bark music. 4. My dog loves singing along to his … Read more
Submarine Wordplay Wonders: The Top 10 Hilarious Dad Jokes Under the Sea 1. Why did the submarine break up with the drone? It just couldn’t handle the depth of their relationship. 2. What do you call a group of killer whales driving a submarine? A pod of sub-mariners. 3. Did you hear about the submarine … Read more
