The Joke Man Smashing the Patriarchy with Punny Wordplays: The Best Feminist Puns 1. Why did the feminist break up with her calculator? He just didn’t add up. 2. How does a feminist answer the phone? “Hello, this is she-ro!” 3. What’s a feminist’s favorite type of math? Equality. 4. Why did the feminist refuse to play hide … Read more
Digging Up Laughs: The Top 10 Mole Puns That Will Have You Laughing Underground 1. Why did the mole sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a “hot mole”! 2. What do you call a mole who likes to surf? A “swell-digger”! 3. How does a mole keep its skin looking fresh? … Read more
Furr-tastic Holiday Pun-demonium: The Top Dog Puns to Make You Howl with Laughter What do you call a dog who loves the holidays? A yule dog! Why was the dog so good at decorating for Christmas? He had a lot of paw-sitioning skills! How did the dog feel about Christmas shopping? He thought it was … Read more
Tickled Pink: The Funniest Color Puns That Will Make You Blush 1. I’m feeling a little “rosy” about this pun list. 2. Pink is the new “hue” in town. 3. Why did the pink crayon decide to quit? It was feeling too “drawn” out. 4. This pun list is definitely “pink-tastic”. 5. Pink panthers are … Read more
Kilting It: The Top 10 Kilt Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the kilt wear a belt? Because it was a little plaid around the waist! 2. What did the kilt say to the pants? “You look hem-mazing!” 3. How does a kilt introduce itself? “Pleated to meet you!” 4. Did you … Read more
1. Pop Goes the Pun: The Top Pill Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the pill go to school? It wanted to be a smartie! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta! 3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 4. Why did … Read more
“Another Year Older, Another Pun Wiser: The Top Birthday Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud” 1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake! 2. You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned! 3. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. 4. Birthdays are like cheese … Read more
The Test Puns Dad Would Approve: Hilarious Wordplays for Your Amusement 1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 2. I asked the physics teacher if I could display my artwork. She said, “Sure, as long as there’s no friction.” 3. The chemistry teacher was so cool, she had … Read more
Punny Picks: The Top 10 Hilarious Clothing Puns 1. I’m on a strict diet… I only wear French “croissants” because anything with too much “dough” doesn’t fit my waistline. 2. Why did the pants go to the gym? They wanted to get in shape and become “slim fit”! 3. I was going to tell a … Read more
Grillin’ and Chillin’: The Top Pork Chop Puns to Make Your Friends Squeal with Laughter 1. What did the pig say at the barbecue? Let’s get sizzlin’! 2. Why did the pork chop go to the party? It heard it was going to be a real grillin’ time! 3. How do pigs communicate on the … Read more
