The Joke Man Napping Like a Pro: The Top Nap Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh I “pillow” in my naps. Nap queen (or king) in the house! I’m a pro at siesta-ing. Sorry I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m in a deep nap. Naptime is my happy hour. I’m not lazy, I’m just on … Read more
1. “On Your Mark, Get Set, Pun: The Top Marathon Jokes to Keep You Running” 1. Why did the running shoe go to therapy? It had too many foot issues. 2. Did you hear about the jogging ghost? It’s always racing against time. 3. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food. 4. Why … Read more
Latte Love: 10 Hilarious Latte Puns to Start Your Day with a Smile 1. Why did the latte break up with the espresso? It just wasn’t getting steamy enough. 2. How do you greet a latte in the morning? “Brew-tiful day, isn’t it?” 3. What do you call a sad latte? Depresso. 4. Why did … Read more
Punny Potty Humor: The Funniest Bladder Jokes and Wordplays 1. Why did the bladder refuse to play cards? Because it was always peeing its hand. 2. What’s a bladder’s favorite type of music? R&B (Pee). 3. Did you hear about the bladder that went to the party? It had a urinary incontinence. 4. What do … Read more
Shady Business: The Top Sunglasses Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. I’m so shady, even my sunglasses need sunglasses. 2. I always keep my friends close, but my sunglasses closer. 3. I’m not always shady, but when I am, I wear sunglasses. 4. Sunglasses are like my ex – they make me look cooler from … Read more
Hopping into Hilarity: The Top 10 Hop Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. Why did the hop plant go to therapy? It had too many hop-related issues. 2. Did you hear about the bunny who loved beer? He was a hopaholic. 3. What do you call a bunny who is a great … Read more
Punny Pennies: The Top 10 Hilarious Dad Jokes for Coin Enthusiasts 1. Why did the penny go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smarter! 2. What did the penny say to the nickel? You’re worth more than me, but I’ve got more cents! 3. Why do pennies make terrible dancers? Because they … Read more
Show Me the Money: Hilarious Financial Puns That Will Make You Laugh All the Way to the Bank 1. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest. 2. When money talks, all I hear is “Goodbye!” 3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 4. The best way to … Read more
Tying the Knot: Hilarious Marriage Puns That Will Have You Saying ‘I Do’ to Laughter 1. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like a newlywed couple! 2. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By … Read more
Stalking Celery: The Top 10 Punbelievable Celery Puns 1. Don’t stalk me, stalk celery instead! 2. Celery stalks can be a-peeling. 3. I’m not a regular stalk, I’m a celery stalk. 4. Celery: the unsung hero of the vegetable aisle. 5. Lettuce turnip the beet with some celery puns. 6. Celery-brate the crunchy goodness! 7. … Read more
