The Joke Man “Karate Kid Approved: The Ultimate List of Karate Puns That Will Have You Chuckling” 1. Why did the karate student bring a ladder to class? To reach the next level! 2. How does a karate practitioner break up with their partner? With a roundhouse kick! 3. Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held … Read more
Knockout Puns: The Funniest Boxing Jokes and One-Liners 1. Why did the boxer break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t handle her punchlines. 2. I asked the boxer if he wanted to go out for drinks, but he said he was already punching above his weight. 3. What did the boxer say to his opponent … Read more
Jelly Jokes: The Top 10 Jam Puns That Will Make You Spread with Laughter 1. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear! 2. Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up? They just couldn’t stick together! 3. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! 4. Why … Read more
Rocking Out: The Top 10 Metal Puns That Will Make You m/ 1. I’m like a lead guitarist because I always take things to the next level. 2. Why don’t metalheads like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding those killer riffs! 3. What do you call a metalhead who doesn’t use deodorant? … Read more
Chill Out with These Hilarious Fridge Puns 1. What did the grape say when it got put in the freezer? “I’m wine-ing!” 2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 4. How do you organize a space party in … Read more
Flying High with Hilarious Airport Puns: The Top 20 Dad Jokes to Make Your Layover Fly By 1. Why did the airplane break up with the airport? It needed some space! 2. What did the baggage say to the passenger? I’m always so full of myself! 3. Why don’t airplanes ever get in trouble at … Read more
Show Me the Money: The Top Finance Puns That Will Make You Laugh All the Way to the Bank 1. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest. 2. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 3. I’ve been trying to come up with a joke about financial derivatives, but it’s … Read more
Wrinkle-worthy Humor: The Top Aging Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 2. Age is just a number, in my case, a really high one. 3. My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. 4. … Read more
1. Top 10 Cornhole Puns That Will Have You Laughing Until You “Sack” Out 1. I “corn” barely contain my excitement for this game! 2. Let’s “toss” some bags and see who reigns supreme. 3. Are you ready to “hole” some serious shots? 4. Did you hear about the cornhole tournament? It was a real … Read more
Migraine Puns That Will Make You Laugh Until It Hurts: 1. Why did the migraine go to school? To get a little headache! 2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 3. How do you know if a headache has intuition? It has a … Read more
