The Joke Man “Tomato Wordplay Galore: The Top 10 Tomato Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud” 1. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. How does a tomato take a selfie? It finds the perfect angle, then says, “Ketchup!” 3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad … Read more
Pun-Tastic Pansexual Puns: A Hilarious Guide to Wordplay for the LGBTQ+ Community 1. I’m not straight, I’m just pan-sexy. 2. I’m only interested in pans… of sexual attraction. 3. My love life is like a pan – it has all the right ingredients. 4. I’m always stirring up trouble in the pansexual community. 5. Don’t … Read more
Mix It Up: Witty Moscow Mule Puns to Shake Things Up 1. Don’t be Moscow-ing around, just drink your mule. 2. This drink is perfect for Equis-ite taste buds. 3. I’m not a doctor, but this mule is definitely a cure for any bad day. 4. When life gives you lemons, make a Moscow Mule. … Read more
1. Slam Dunk: The Top Basketball Puns That Are a Hoop of Laughs 1. Why did the basketball court get wet? Because the players kept dribbling all over it! 2. What do basketball players do when they get cold? They stand near the heater because they can’t handle the heat on the court! 3. Why … Read more
“Back and Punning Strong: The Top Welcome Back Puns to Make Your Return A Laugh Riot” 1. “I’m so glad you’re back, it was un-bear-able without you!” 2. “Welcome back! You’ve been miss-taken for way too long!” 3. “Your return is like a breath of fresh heir! Welcome back!” 4. “I wheat you with open … Read more
Sin City Shenanigans: The Top Las Vegas Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I lost all my money at the casino, but at least I had a slot of fun! 2. Why did the poker player go to jail? Because he couldn’t keep a straight face! 3. Did you hear about the magician who went to … Read more
1. Espresso Yourself: The Best Espresso Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the espresso file a police report? It got mugged! 2. What do you call sad coffee? Despresso. 3. Espresso: A hug in a mug. 4. How do you know if you’ve had too much espresso? Your blood type is now Espresso-positive. … Read more
Hip Hip Hooray: The Top 10 Hilarious Hippo Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the hippo go to the doctor? Because he had a hippocondriac. 2. What’s a hippo’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop! 3. How do hippos stay cool? They have a hippo-ventilator. 4. What do you call a hippo who … Read more
Flippin’ Funny: The Best Flip Flop Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the flip flop go to therapy? Because it had a thong complex. 2. What did one flip flop say to the other at the beach? “Sandal in, sandal out.” 3. How does a flip flop signal for help? It sends out … Read more
Joe-kes of the Trade: The Best Joe Puns and Wordplays 1. Joe always has a “brew-tiful” smile on his face. 2. If you need a laugh, just “espresso” your problems to Joe. 3. Joe is a “grounds” for a good time. 4. Why did Joe bring a ladder to the coffee shop? Because he heard … Read more
