The Joke Man Majestic Wordplay: The Top Princess Puns Fit for Royalty 1. Why did the princess get kicked out of the calendar? She kept trying to change the dates to “Knight” time. 2. What did the princess say when she rode her unicorn into battle? “I’ve got this under my reign!” 3. How does a princess keep … Read more
Let’s “Taco ’bout” Some Fiesta Puns: Hilarious Wordplays to Spice Up Your Party 1. Why did the taco go to the party? Because it felt like “taco”-ing to someone! 2. How do you organize a space fiesta? You “planet”! 3. What do you call a group of musical tacos? A “taco-el” ensemble. 4. Why don’t … Read more
Minty Fresh Jokes: The Top 10 Peppermint Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the peppermint break up with the sugar? It was too minty for their own good! 2. What do you call a mint that’s a real jerk? A peppermint! 3. Why did the peppermint go to the doctor? It had … Read more
Sewing Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. I’m feeling sew-sew tired after working on this project all night. 2. My sewing machine has been giving me some trouble lately. It’s sew cranky! 3. Did you hear about the needle that went to therapy? It had some serious inseam issues. 4. I can’t thread … Read more
1. “Elbow Grease: The Top 10 Punny Jokes About Elbows” 1. Did you hear about the comedian with a broken elbow? He couldn’t straighten out his jokes! 2. Why did the elbow go to the doctor? It had a funny bone infection! 3. How do you greet an elbow that tells jokes? With an armbar … Read more
Making a Splash: The Top 10 Wet Puns That Will Leave you Soaked with Laughter 1. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 2. Why did the mermaid wear seashells to the party? Because she outgrew her B-shells. 3. Did you hear about the crab that went to the … Read more
Pearly Whites and Punny Delights: The Best Tooth Fairy Puns 1. I’m the tooth fairy because I can’t resist a good tooth joke. 2. When the tooth fairy tells a joke, it’s always incisor information. 3. I root for the tooth fairy because they always bring a molar-coaster of laughs. 4. The tooth fairy’s jokes … Read more
“A-MANDA-ing Amanda Puns: The Funniest Wordplays and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did Amanda take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! 2. Amanda tried to make a belt out of watches, but she soon realized it was a waist of time. 3. When Amanda was asked if she … Read more
“Purr-fectly Hilarious: The Top Cat Birthday Puns That Will Make You LOL” 1. I’m not kitten around, it’s your purr-thday! 2. Hope your day is purr-fectly meow-nificent! 3. Let’s raise a toast to the cat’s meow-st important day of the year! 4. You’re the cat’s whiskers, happy birthday! 5. Time to paw-ty like it’s your … Read more
1. Can’t “Hold It In”: Hilarious Constipation Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place…literally! 2. I thought about taking a laxative, but I couldn’t push myself to do it. 3. What did the constipated mathematician do? Worked it out with a pencil! 4. Why couldn’t the bicycle … Read more
