Top Australia Jokes, Australia Puns, Australia Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best australia jokes, australia puns and australia dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Down Under Laughs: The Funniest Australia Jokes That Will Make You LOL

Why did the kangaroo stop hopping? Because he was tired of being a joey-kick.
What did the koala say when he hugged the tree? Eucalyptus sorry for being so clingy.
Why don’t Australians play hide and seek with kangaroos? They’ll always be hoppy to find you.
What do you call an Australian who’s in a hurry? Rush Hour, mate.
Why did the dingo cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How do you know if an Australian is angry? They throw a koala-ty tantrum.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
Why did the emu go to the party alone? Because he was too flightless to find a date.
Why was the Australian scientist so good at experiments? He always had a koalafied team.
What did the Australian cowboy say to his horse? G’day, mate!

Why do Aussies always carry a map? In case they get lost Down Under.
How do you know if an Australian has been using your computer? There’s Vegemite on the keyboard.
Why did the surfer bring a towel to the bar? To catch the gnarly wave of drinks.
Why did the Australian get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of tea? Koala tea.
Why do Australians make terrible spies? Because they can’t keep a koala-fication secret.
What do you call an Australian who’s really good at math? Count Roo-la.
Why do Australians always win at poker? They have kangaroo-cards up their sleeves.
Why was the Australian soccer team so good at scoring goals? They had a kickabout attitude.
What did the Australian vegetarian say to the tofu? Let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie instead.

Why did the Australian break up with his calculator? It kept saying, “G’divide, mate!”
How do Australians stay cool during summer? They have a barbie on the beach, mate.
Why was the Australian comedian so popular? He always had a pun-derful sense of humor.
What do you call an Australian spider with a sense of humor? A laugh-trantula.
Why did the Australian chicken join a band? It had a great set of drumsticks.
How did the koala get a job as a tree surgeon? It aced the eucalyptus exam.
Why do Australians love to tell jokes about the Outback? Because they always have a dry sense of humor.
What do you call an Australian who loves to dance? A boomerang – they always come back for more.
Why do Australians hate going to the dentist? Because they always end up with a croco-smile.
What did the Australian kangaroo say to the comedian? Hop it up with the jokes!

Why do Australians always order their steaks “rare”? Because they’re used to the Outback heat.
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of sandwich? A shrimpin’ shingle.
Why did the Australian police officer go to the bakery? To make a loaf and order.
What do you call an Australian who’s lost his car? A walkabout without wheels.
Why do Australians always win at trivia nights? They have a koala-fied memory.
How do Australian comedians practice their jokes? They have a laugh-crobat routine.
Why did the Australian rooster tell his jokes at the pub? He wanted to hear some egg-cellent laughs.
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of cheese? Camembert – it’s brie-lliant.
Why do Australians always bring a boomerang to parties? So they can throw some savage comebacks.
What did the Australian shark wear to the beach? A fin-tastic suit.

Why did the kangaroo join the rock band? He wanted to play the hop guitar.
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of party? A barbie with a sheila ding-a-ling.
Why did the Australian farmer buy a new tractor? He wanted to have a ripper of a time in the fields.
What do you call an Australian mosquito with a sense of humor? A mozzie chuckle-butt.
Why do Australians have great balance? Because they’re always doing the roo-tine hop.
How does an Australian bartender make a cocktail? With a dash of Crocodile Dundee flair.
Why was the Australian owl invited to the comedy show? It had a hoot of a time cracking jokes.
What’s an Australian’s favorite type of breakfast? A Vegemite sandwich with a side of joey juice.
Why did the Australian scientist study marsupials? To learn about the hop-timal environment for jokes.
What did the Australian crocodile say to the comedian? Let’s have a rip-roaring laugh, mate!