Top Archery Jokes, Archery Puns, Archery Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best archery jokes, archery puns and archery dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Bullseye Humor: The Top Archery Jokes to Hit Your Funny Bone

Why did the archer get kicked out of math class? He always missed the point!
What do you call a group of archers who always stay in touch? Bow-mates!
Why did the arrow go to school? To improve its point!
What do you call an archer who’s good at math? An arrow-matician!
Why did the archer bring a ladder to the competition? He heard the targets were way up high!
How do archers greet each other? “Hey, target practice!”
Why do archers make great comedians? They always hit the bullseye with their jokes!
What did the bow say to the arrow? “You really quiver me up!”
Why did the archer bring a pencil to the range? To draw his bow!
What’s an archer’s favorite type of music? Arrow-dynamic tunes!

Why do archers make terrible baseball players? They can’t handle the pitch!
What did the archer say to the annoying arrow? “You’re really starting to point me off!”
Why was the archer always calm during competitions? He had a lot of arrow-space!
What’s an archer’s favorite dessert? Bullseye pie!
Why did the archer get in trouble at the bar? He kept shooting down shots!
What do you call an archer who keeps missing the target? An arrow-dinary shot!
Why was the archer always cold at competitions? He kept missing the mark!
What’s an archer’s favorite type of movie? Shoot-em-up films!
Why do archers make great spies? They always hit their marks!
What did the archer say to the arrow that kept missing? “You really need to focus, point blank!”

Why was the archer always the life of the party? He knew how to hit the bullseye with his jokes!
What do you call a crazy archer? A bow-nanas!
Why did the archer bring a mirror to the competition? To see his arrow reflection!
What did the archer say when he hit the bullseye? “I’m on target today!”
Why do archers make great detectives? They always find their mark!
What’s an archer’s favorite type of sandwich? Bull’s eye beef!
Why did the archer break up with his girlfriend? She kept pulling his strings!
What did the arrow say to the bow? “Thanks for always having my back!”
Why was the archer always the center of attention? He had a knack for hitting the mark!
What do you call a group of archers who love to joke around? The quiver squad!

Why did the archer get a job at the bakery? He heard they needed someone to hit the gluten-free targets!
What’s an archer’s favorite fairy tale? Robin Hood and his Merry Jesters!
Why did the archer go to the comedy club? He heard they were having an open quiver night!
What do you call an archer with impeccable aim? A bullseye prodigy!
Why did the archer bring a map to the competition? To find his way to the target!
What did the bow say to the arrow shooter? “I’m drawn to you!”
Why was the archer always so calm under pressure? He had a lot of arrow-trition!
What do you call an archer who plays the piano? Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Why do archers make great athletes? They always know how to hit the mark!
What did the archer say to his coach after a perfect shot? “You’re a target-tastic teacher!”

Why did the archer become a chef? He wanted to hit the bullseye with his culinary skills!
What’s an archer’s favorite type of book? Aim and Arrow-dventure novels!
Why was the archer always the center of attention? He knew how to hit the mark with his jokes!
What do you call an archery competition with no winners? A target practice round!
Why did the archer bring a teddy bear to the competition? To hit the bullseye with some bear-y good aim!
What’s an arrow’s favorite part of the bow? The string section!
Why was the archer always invited to parties? He could always liven them up with his bullseye humor!
What do you call an archer who loves to dance? A bow-ogie woogie master!
Why did the archer bring a deck of cards to the competition? To play a game of bullseye poker!
What did the archer say when he hit the target dead center? “Bullseye, baby!”