Top 50+ Fun And Challenging April Fools Riddles For Kids & Adults

Top 10 Fun April Fools Riddles to Share with Friends

What has keys but can’t open locks?
Answer: A piano.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.
What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
Answer: A river.
What has words but never speaks?
Answer: A book.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Answer: A stamp.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A penny.
What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age.

What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold.
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
Answer: A comb.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer: Nine.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Answer: An echo.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Answer: The word “ton.”
What begins with an “E” and only contains one letter?
Answer: An envelope.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
Answer: A table.
What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Answer: Light.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Answer: Silence.

What kind of band never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school!
What begins with P and ends with E and has a million letters in it?
Answer: The Post Office.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
Answer: A glove.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Answer: Because he was a fungi!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
How does a penguin build its house?
Answer: Igloos it together!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let it go!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: It got mugged!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
Answer: A soccer match!

What has one eye but can’t see?
Answer: A needle.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter “M.”
I have cities but no houses. I have mountains but no trees. I have water but no fish. What am I?
Answer: A map.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but if you smile at me, I’ll smile back. What am I?
Answer: A mirror.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
Answer: A dice.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Can you name three days that start with the letter “T”?
Answer: Today, tomorrow, and Tuesday.
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
Answer: An artichoke.
I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released. What am I?
Answer: A pencil lead.

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