Top Ale Jokes, Ale Puns, Ale Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best ale jokes, ale puns and ale dad jokes to make you laugh.

Hilarious Ale Jokes to Brighten Your Day

1. Why did the ale go to school? To get ‘hopped’ucated!
2. What do you call a bear that enjoys ale? A beer bear!
3. How does an ale take its coffee? With a shot of espresso stout!
4. What did the ale say to the bartender? Hop to it!
5. Why did the ale break up with the IPA? It just couldn’t handle its bitterness.
6. What do you call a sad ale? A teary brew!
7. Why did the ale get promoted at work? Because it was the ‘hoppiest’ employee!
8. What did the ale say to the glass of wine? “You’re grape, but I’m brew-tiful!”
9. How does an ale turn its computer on? It ‘brewts’ it up!
10. What did the ale say on its birthday? “Hoppy birthday to me!”

10 Ale Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

1. Why was the ale always invited to parties? It knew how to break the ice!
2. What did the ale say when it fell on the ground? “I’ve been brew-tally attacked!”
3. How does an ale make a decision? It ‘brews’ it over!
4. Why did the ale go to therapy? It had too many ‘hops’ and downs!
5. What do you call an ale that’s been left out in the sun? A ‘stout’ ale!
6. Why did the ale go to the gym? To work on its ‘beer’ belly!
7. How does an ale apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for ale my past mistakes!”
8. Why did the ale go to the beach? To catch some ‘wave’ length!
9. How does an ale greet its friends? With a ‘hoppy’ hug!
10. What did the ale say when it won the lottery? “I’m ‘brewtally’ lucky!”

Funny and Clever Ale Puns That Will Make You Chuckle

1. I’m on a ‘hops’ and dreams diet—only drinking ale!
2. My favorite pastime is ‘ale-ing’ around with friends.
3. I brew-lieve that ale is the answer to all of life’s problems.
4. Ale you need is love and a good cold beer!
5. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of ale? The ‘barrr’ley kind!
6. The best way to solve a problem is with a cold ale and some good company.
7. Beer makes me ‘hoppy’ and ale makes me even ‘hop-pier’!
8. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a ‘pour’ decision-making problem!
9. Ale is the solution to all of life’s ‘brew-tal’ moments.
10. Why did the ale run out of the bar? It was ‘hop-ping’ for freedom!

The Best Ale Jokes to Share at Your Next Brewery Tour

1. What did the ale say to the beer bottle? “You’re looking ‘glassy’ today!”
2. Why did the ale file a lawsuit? It was ‘brew-tally’ wronged!
3. My doctor told me to cut back on ale, but I bar-ley listened!
4. Ale you ready for a great time at the brewery tour?
5. Why did the ale refuse to jump in the pool? It didn’t want to ‘wet’ its hops!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of ale? ‘Boooo’-rewery!
7. Ale you have to do is sit back and enjoy a cold beer!
8. The best way to end a brewery tour is with a pint of ale and a lot of laughter.
9. Why did the ale refuse to pay for the party? It was ‘brew-tally’ broke!
10. How does an ale apologize for a bad joke? It says, “Sorry, I barley meant it!”

Top Ale Jokes That Will Have Beer Lovers Raising Their Glasses in Laughter

1. Why did the ale get in trouble at school? It was ‘hops’ing around too much!
2. How does an ale introduce itself to others? “Nice to ‘brew-t’ you!”
3. My doctor told me I need to drink more water, but I think he meant ‘ale’!
4. Ale you need is a good laugh and a cold beer in hand!
5. What did the ale say to the glass of wine? “You can’t beer with me!”
6. How does an ale go to sleep? It ‘brews’ some chamomile tea!
7. I’m ‘hops’essed with ale and I don’t care who knows it!
8. Why did the ale win the race? It had a ‘brew-tally’ fast finish!
9. What’s an ale’s favorite kind of music? ‘Brew-sic’ to its ears!
10. Ale you looking for a good time? Grab a pint and let the laughter flow!