In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best agriculture jokes, agriculture puns and agriculture dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Farm Jokes
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moo-sician!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches!
5. Why don’t farmers ever tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
7. How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches!
8. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?”
9. Why did the farmer bury all his money in the field? To make his soil rich!
10. How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick!
Get Your Daily Dose of Humor with These Agriculture Puns
1. I’m outstanding in my field – with the scarecrow!
2. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. You can’t run through a farm field, you have to ran because past tense is the best tense.
4. I used to work on a farm, but I couldn’t deal with the stress. So I left for greener pastures.
5. The tomato was so jealous of the cucumber. It was a bad mistake.
6. I’m so corny, I’m a-maize-ing!
7. The best way to butter up a farmer is by using a corny joke.
8. I can’t tell you any vegetable jokes, they’re all corny!
9. I’m “udderly” in love with farming puns!
10. Why did the corn farmer win an award? Because he was a-maize-ing!
Roll on the Floor with Laughter: Funniest Farmer Jokes
1. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because he heard the train was a “stationary” one!
2. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
3. Me: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Friend: I don’t know, why? Me: Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why don’t farmers ever tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn has ears!
5. What do you call a cow who plays basketball? A baller!
6. I asked the farmer if he could loan me a hoe…he said, “mum’s the wiser”.
7. Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work!
8. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
9. How do farmers get ready for a party? They put on their farmer-Gs.
10. How do farmers grow crops? Plant one person under the soil.