Top 50+ Fun And Challenging Vegan Riddles For Kids & Adults

Top 10 Fun Vegan Riddles for All Ages

What kind of vegetable loves to get into trouble?
Answer: A naughty-carrot!
What do you call a vegan who only eats leaves?
Answer: A leaf-itarian!
What has seeds but is not a fruit, and buzzes without a voice?
Answer: A sunflower!
What do you get when you cross a bean and a vegetable?
Answer: A jaguar bean!
Which vegetable can you throw out a window?
Answer: A leek!
What is the most popular vegetable at a sports event?
Answer: A champion-pea!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta!
Where do mushrooms get their news?
Answer: The fungi network!
What is a potato’s favorite game?
Answer: Mash-tastic!
What vegetable is always in shape?
Answer: A-cabbage!

I can be green or red, but I’m not a traffic light. What am I?
Answer: A bell pepper!
I am a fruit that’s loved in smoothies, but watch out for my pit. What am I?
Answer: An avocado!
I’m crunchy, green, and the salad’s best friend. What am I?
Answer: A cucumber!
What is a vegan’s favorite dessert on a hot day?
Answer: Nice cream!
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
Answer: An artichoke!
What fruit is played in a band?
Answer: A drumstick squash!
What kind of plant loves to shout?
Answer: A hoot-plant!
I’m easily crushed, but I have a lot of protein. What am I?
Answer: A nut!
What plant has its own detective?
Answer: A crime-cabbage!
What do you call a vegetable for a secret agent?
Answer: A spy-ron!

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable?
Answer: Arrrrticoke!
What kind of shoes do veggies wear?
Answer: Sneakers!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Answer: Because he was a fun-gi!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the cucumber get a friend?
Answer: Because he was feeling a little dill!
Which vegetable is great at telling jokes?
Answer: A pun-cabbage!
What is a vegetable’s favorite game?
Answer: Hide and seekwith peas!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Answer: “Lettuce romaine friends!”

I’m round and orange and often mistaken for a vegetable. What am I?
Answer: A pumpkin!
I can be a drink, a dessert, or a pudding, and I’m green. What am I?
Answer: Matcha!
I’m something you can eat, but I don’t have a body. What am I?
Answer: A grain!
I’m sometimes long and straight or short and curly, but I’m always delicious. What am I?
Answer: Pasta!
I’m a plant, but I also have a great sense of humor. What am I?
Answer: A pun-squash!
I’m often said to be “as easy as pie” but am actually quite complex. What am I?
Answer: A recipe!
I’m known as a superfood and can be found in smoothies. What am I?
Answer: Kale!
I can be cut, mashed, or baked; my uses are endless. What am I?
Answer: A potato!
I can be hot or cold and am often served with rice. What am I?
Answer: Curry!
I grow underground and help you make a great sandwich. What am I?
Answer: A beet!

What’s a vegetable’s favorite kind of music?
Answer: Beet music!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did one vegan hamburger say to the other?
Answer: “You’re on my bun list!”
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Answer: Because they keep an eye out for mashing!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite time of day?
Answer: Munch time!
What do carrots wear to go to the beach?
Answer: A carrot-suit!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: It ran out of juice!
What did the bean say to the corn?
Answer: “Come on, let’s get popping!”
Why did the lettuce get invited to every picnic?
Answer: Because it was just so dressing!
Why are vegetables so good at sports?
Answer: Because they’re always a-peeling!

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