Top Plumbing Jokes, Plumbing Puns, Plumbing Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best plumbing jokes, plumbing puns and plumbing dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Pipe dreams: The funniest plumbing jokes that will make you burst

Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? She kept draining him!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta – just like a fake plumber, a plumbing impostor!
Why did the flush not invite the faucet to the party? Because they had a leaky relationship!
Why do plumbers make good comedians? They have a lot of pipe humor!
What did the water say to the faucet? You turn me on!
How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s an electrician’s job!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What do you call a plumber on a weekend? A weekend warrior!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the plumber sleep under the sink? Because he wanted to pass out somewhere!

Why did the plumber bring a key to work? To unlock the mysteries of the pipes!
What do you get when you cross a plumber and a detective? A pipe inspector!
Why was the plumber such a good baseball player? Because he knew how to handle all the pitches!
What did the plumber say to the faucet? You’re gushing with compliments!
Why did the plumber go to therapy? He had too many emotional drain issues!
How is a plumber like a brain surgeon? They both deal with pipes!
Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? In case it ran out of rolls!
What do you call a plumber with a sense of humor? A-joke-in-a-wrench!
Why did the faucet go to therapy? It had commitment issues!
Why was the plumber always calm? Because he had a lot of pipe-lomacy!

Why did the plumber wear glasses? To help him see drain clogs clearly!
What do you call a plumber who knows karate? A pipe warrior!
Why was the plumber always tired? Because he was constantly draining his energy into fixing pipes!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? Make me a flush-tastic offer!
Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to get in touch with its roots!
How did the plumber fix the broken sewer pipe? With a plumber’s putty!
What’s a plumber’s favorite type of music? Pipe organ music!
Why did the faucet bring a map to work? It was afraid of getting lost in the pipes!
What do you call a plumber on a skateboard? A pipe rider!
Why did the plumber refuse to play hide and seek? Because good plumbers always show up when they’re needed!

Why don’t plumbers ever get lost? They always know which way the pipes lead!
What’s a plumber’s favorite vegetable? Leeks!
Why did the plumber become a musician? He wanted to play the pipe organ!
What did the plumber say to the leaky pipe? Stop being so draining!
Why was the plumbing store always busy? It had a lot of pipe-lining customers!
How does a plumber know when it’s time to retire? When they start seeing pipes in their dreams!
What’s a plumber’s favorite board game? Plumber-opoly!
Why did the plumber bring a plunger to the party? In case things got a little clogged up!
What did the plumber say to the leaky faucet? Water you waiting for, fix yourself!
Why did the plumber have a great sense of fashion? Because he always knew how to dress to impress – even in coveralls!

Why did the faucet go to therapy? It wanted to work through its leaking issues!
What’s a plumber’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shank Redemption!
Why did the plunger refuse to work overtime? It needed to take a plunging break!
What did the pipe say to the other pipe? Stop elbowing me!
Why did the toilet paper roll away from the bathroom? It wanted to make a clean getaway!
How can you tell a plumber is a good dancer? By the way he twists and turns the pipes!
Why was the plumber always in a good mood? Because he knew how to deal with all the twists and turns life threw at him!
What did the leaky pipe say to the plumber? Fix me up, I’m a drippy mess!
Why did the plumber carry a notebook? To keep track of all the pipe dreams he fixed!
What’s a plumber’s favorite candy? Pipe-ermint!