In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best cringe jokes, cringe puns and cringe dad jokes to make you laugh.
The Top 5 Cringe-Worthy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (and Cringe)
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little whine.
Laugh Until You Cry: The Funniest and Most Awkward Jokes Ever Told
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
From Dad Jokes to Dad Bod Jokes: Hilarious Cringe Inducing Humor
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
4. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Feeling Awkward? These Jokes Will Make You Feel Even More Uncomfortable
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
2. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it
5. What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station.
The Ultimate List of Cringe Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good
1. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.